TGIF. Thank gastric it's friday.
My gastric also damn happy and excited that today is friday. so, he decided to give me some excitement and entertainment. i love u gastric. if you continue to give me excitement and entertainment, i will take a knife and stab you. Dont make me angry, i very fierce one ok. When i fierce, i also scared of myself. So, Gastric you better be smart. If not i let you talk to my tattoo, my small little pink dragon behind me.
Teeheeheee. Good the Bye.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Hello. If you all nothing do can go link desmond from my blog. i think quite funny. the ghost thing and the ninja maid or what sai one.
ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.
i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3
ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.
(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)
ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.
ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.
They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.
sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(
ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.
i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3
ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.
(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)
ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.
ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.
They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.
sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(
Friday, April 2, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
i went to see doctor just now. sigh. doctor told me i have an allergy. i didnt know i am allergic to it until 20 years later. faaaaaaaaking cheesepie, i faaaaaaaaaaking loser. friends, i didnt know i am such a loser.
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
The 1369 records in excel owned me deep deep.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Hello.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
hello everyone. i am very sad now. A friend of mine dunwan to friend me alrd. i know her for six years alrd. since sec 2, when she was white white round round short short. never did i look down on her. although she W W R R S S, which is W2R2S2, i still make friend with her. Now, she dunwan to friend me. i say hi to her, she say hi ur head. i say hello she say i crazy. she change alr la :(
hello WWRRSS friend, please be my friend. i wont say u round, white, and short. i wont say u swollen. i really wont. i am sorry, i really want u to be my friend. u are not round la.
hello friends of kuanee, if u see her, please ask her be my friend ok?
oh ya u all dunno how she look like hor. i show u all her pic la.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hello Time, can you stop crawling and run instead?
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
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Guan Yin Ma/Tua Bei Gong/Cai Shen Ye/Jesus/Any God
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Universe 888-Heaven
Dear Sir/Madam,
Complaint on having a Sad Life
I am writing to letter to complain about the current life i have. If you see this letter, please do not end my life yet, i still dont want to die. However, i hope you can do something to change this sad life. I will sincerely thank you for that. But, i will also blame you for your inefficient services.
On 8 Feb 1990, my sad life started. After year 2007, my life became worse.
Some suggestions for you,
- Please let this 8 weeks of attachment pass as fast as possible just like the speed of light or sound or anything that is faster.
- Please let me have a better brain.
- Please give me more money.
- Please grant me my birthday wish. ( hehe dunwan tell u all leh)
- Please let people who deserved to die, to die.
- Please meet me in person to discuss more. Perhaps we can come up with a 5 year plan.
Thank you for your time reading this letter.
Your faithfully,
Tan Kuan Ee
Monday, March 1, 2010
hi, 2 mins ago i just blogged. i think i shall blog again. sing u all a song ok.
ma li ki ta ra ya singapore bo laksa...... (eh shit i forget how to sing, sorry singapore, i still love you)
another song okkk this one i sure know.
ah one, ah two, ah one two three go! (techno version)
pee pee, pee pee pee, pee pee pee pee, pee pee...
pee pee happy birthday to you, pee pee pee, happy birthday to you, pee pee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu, peeeeeeeee pee pee pee peeeeee peee, happy birthday to you. PEE PEE PEE!!
wah i damn happy now. 4 more mins can go alrd. i must continue typing. so after i finish, i can leave straight away dont need think of what to do.
eh why i type so long the time still dunwan move. eh time, come on, just move man. i got to move it move it, you got to move it move it, we got to MOVE IT!
time! run faster!! i cheer for you. yi er san si wu liu qi, qi liu wu si san er yi, time time, jiayou jiayou jiayou. ok time to go. see you and good the bye.
ma li ki ta ra ya singapore bo laksa...... (eh shit i forget how to sing, sorry singapore, i still love you)
another song okkk this one i sure know.
ah one, ah two, ah one two three go! (techno version)
pee pee, pee pee pee, pee pee pee pee, pee pee...
pee pee happy birthday to you, pee pee pee, happy birthday to you, pee pee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu, peeeeeeeee pee pee pee peeeeee peee, happy birthday to you. PEE PEE PEE!!
wah i damn happy now. 4 more mins can go alrd. i must continue typing. so after i finish, i can leave straight away dont need think of what to do.
eh why i type so long the time still dunwan move. eh time, come on, just move man. i got to move it move it, you got to move it move it, we got to MOVE IT!
time! run faster!! i cheer for you. yi er san si wu liu qi, qi liu wu si san er yi, time time, jiayou jiayou jiayou. ok time to go. see you and good the bye.
Friday, February 26, 2010
hi i am here to blog for the second time today. this is how free i am.
i am fucking pissed off right now. i think you are made of plastic. you are fucking fake. please stop acting innocent and blur. it's not cute at all. it just make me fucking pissed off with you. i am not interesting in talking to you, so please keep your mouth shut. i am not interested in who you like and who you want. anyway, i think you have fucking poor taste. i am not interested in what shows you watched or whatever shit. i just think that you are fucking irritating.
Plastic: are we late alrd? (we had a 1hr15mins lunch. by right its only 45 mins)
KE: what you think?
then i ignore her. and she ask me another question.
Plastic: (there is a mosquito) is that a mosquito?
KE: duh, does that look like a tiger to you?
tmd. why am i attached in a company with this type of people. God, seriously you are not treating me very good. FML.
i am fucking pissed off right now. i think you are made of plastic. you are fucking fake. please stop acting innocent and blur. it's not cute at all. it just make me fucking pissed off with you. i am not interesting in talking to you, so please keep your mouth shut. i am not interested in who you like and who you want. anyway, i think you have fucking poor taste. i am not interested in what shows you watched or whatever shit. i just think that you are fucking irritating.
Plastic: are we late alrd? (we had a 1hr15mins lunch. by right its only 45 mins)
KE: what you think?
then i ignore her. and she ask me another question.
Plastic: (there is a mosquito) is that a mosquito?
KE: duh, does that look like a tiger to you?
tmd. why am i attached in a company with this type of people. God, seriously you are not treating me very good. FML.
hi everyone. hows life.
i am currently having my internship and i am super sad about it. i got a sad life. tmr is the fifth day, which means end of first week. which also means i got 9 more weeks to go. which also means i got 45 more days to go. which also means 405 more hours to go. minutes and seconds i dunwan count. i will feel more sad.
come on, i need people to console me. u all want console me. please talk to me in msn. msg me to console me also can. email me also can. write letter also can. as long as u all console me can alrd. if u all read this alrd still dunwan console me u all is freaking no heart, then i dunwan friend u all alrd. sighhhhh.
anyway, my friend shimei spelling very good. i stay in sabawang and i everyday take train to harbonfront. shimei and shiyan really is sha sha fen bu qing chu. shiyan like to go wooland and she always like to go er rou (2nd floor).
sighhh life sucks. u all read alrd still dunwan console me ah? console me leh.
walao console la.
sigh.
life sucks
take drugs
kill me
pls
sighhh
i am currently having my internship and i am super sad about it. i got a sad life. tmr is the fifth day, which means end of first week. which also means i got 9 more weeks to go. which also means i got 45 more days to go. which also means 405 more hours to go. minutes and seconds i dunwan count. i will feel more sad.
come on, i need people to console me. u all want console me. please talk to me in msn. msg me to console me also can. email me also can. write letter also can. as long as u all console me can alrd. if u all read this alrd still dunwan console me u all is freaking no heart, then i dunwan friend u all alrd. sighhhhh.
anyway, my friend shimei spelling very good. i stay in sabawang and i everyday take train to harbonfront. shimei and shiyan really is sha sha fen bu qing chu. shiyan like to go wooland and she always like to go er rou (2nd floor).
sighhh life sucks. u all read alrd still dunwan console me ah? console me leh.
walao console la.
sigh.
life sucks
take drugs
kill me
pls
sighhh
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
hi everyone, i am having attachment right now and i am very bored. 4 hours and 3 mins more to go. life sucks.
can anyone tell me why my life sucks? please give me the correct ans. if u all can tell me why my life sucks i give u all present ok.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
can anyone tell me why my life sucks? please give me the correct ans. if u all can tell me why my life sucks i give u all present ok.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
cheesepie. what to do when you are bored? blog la stupid. arbo you got thing to read meh? kekex. i very fierce hor? i now is terrorist you all careful.
eh no feel blog alrd. byebye. kekekex i think i very cute.
aiya maybe i should blog.
KE: hello blog how are you?
Blog: okok lor. you leh?
KE: I tmd sian you know.
Blog: ya i know, u know how i know?
KE: how?
Blog: COS U JUST TOLD ME MA! STUPID
KE: NABEHHHH FUCK YOU!!!
tmd what i thinking kekex i think i crazy alrd. friends, pls come mental hospital and bai nian with me. dont bring oranges ok. i dont like. bring apples or grapes.
life is meaningful. life is colourful. my life is full of colours. nabeh! WHY SO COLOURFUL!!!
eh no feel blog alrd. byebye. kekekex i think i very cute.
aiya maybe i should blog.
KE: hello blog how are you?
Blog: okok lor. you leh?
KE: I tmd sian you know.
Blog: ya i know, u know how i know?
KE: how?
Blog: COS U JUST TOLD ME MA! STUPID
KE: NABEHHHH FUCK YOU!!!
tmd what i thinking kekex i think i crazy alrd. friends, pls come mental hospital and bai nian with me. dont bring oranges ok. i dont like. bring apples or grapes.
life is meaningful. life is colourful. my life is full of colours. nabeh! WHY SO COLOURFUL!!!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
guan yin ma please bless me from above. if not i going meet you soon alrd. tua bei gong, please bless me also. help guan yin ma to bless me. i scared she not enough powers to help me cos this time really jialat + gg + ( any words you like ). marketing really is ji dan chao ya dan. wu gui wang ba dan.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
DANGER!! BEWARE!!!
STAY AWAY!!!!
THERE IS A BOMB IN YISHUN (source: yang lihui. ylihui@live.com.sg please ask her for more information). HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!! PLEASE MIGRATE IF YOU STILL WANT TO STAY ALIVE. AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. DONT THINK YOU ALL RUN FROM SINGAPORE TO USA THEN U ALL VERY SAFE OK. THIS BOMB IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS. YOU ALL NEED MIGRATE TO NORTHPOLE OR MAYBE MARS.
Today, lihui tell me her sister is 炸弹/bomb. Me is dont believe her. cos last time me is thought they look alike. but after she told me her sister is 炸弹/bomb, i went online and research. i went to goggle for yang lihui and yang shuhui. and..... I FINALLY REALISE I WAS WRONG! THEY DONT LOOK ALIKE!!!
results for the goggle:
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HOWEVER, no worries! lihui is got go for bomb vaccination. So... she says...... (the top right picture got error ok.. should be "the", not "he".
But lihui is an ass. i hope one day the bomb explode and she becomes... (see picture below)
ok. i should be studying right?
ok. i should be studying right?
KuanEe: YA LAH THEN U STILL COME BLOG?!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Tua Bei Gong, can give me your handphone number or address? I need to have a heart to heart, xin to xin, face to face, lian to lian talk with you. Guan Yin Ma, if you see Tua Bei Gong, help me tell him i am looking for him ok? thanks. Sun Wu Kong, if you see Guan Yin Ma, help me ask her tell Tua Bei Gong i looking for her ok? Zhu Ba Jie, If u see Sun Wu Kong, ask him tell Guan Yin Ma that i am looking for Tua Bei Gong if he see her ok. Er Lang Shen, if u see Zhu Ba Jie, ask him tell Sun Wu Kong that i am looking for Tua Bei Gong if he see him ok?
ta ma de. what am i thinking. what am i typing. if u finish reading, u need to think what you are thinking also.
ta ma de. what am i thinking. what am i typing. if u finish reading, u need to think what you are thinking also.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
want point also must point nice nice one. i went to search for this. hehe.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YANG LIHUI. U ARE DAMN OLD ALRD. START WITH 2 ALRD. BUT NVM SINCE U LOOK LIKE 30, UR AGE CONSIDER QUITE YOUNG.
OK I RMB LAST TIME LIHUI IS XIAO QI DAO YAO SI DE WU GUI WANG BA DAN JI DAN CHAO YAO DAN. NOW, SHE BETTER ALRD LA. ERM OR IS IT I DONT CARE SO MUCH. OK DOESNT MATTER.
AFTER KNOW HER FOR DUNNO HOW MANY YEARSSS, ACTUALLY NOT ALOT OF YEARS ALSO..... SHE FINALLY FOUND ONE UNLUCKY GUY THAT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND HIS HAPPINESS TO BE WITH LIHUI. THE GUY IS JEFFREY. I THINK NVR SPELL WRONGLY LA. HEY JEFF, YOU ARE DAMN UNLUCKY. BUT NVM, YOU ENJOY CAN ALRD OK. TEEHEEHEE. PEACE. ANYWAY, U HAVE A KIND HEART. I CAN TELL.... HAHAHHAHAHA.
OKKKK. NOT IMPT ALRD. I LAZY BLOG ALRD. U ALL RMB OK. 3 WEEKS LTR IS MY BIRTHDAY. TMD IF U ALL READ THIS PART STILL DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GRAB THE NEAREST OBJECT AROUND YOU AND WHACK UR KU KU JIAO IF U ARE A GUY. IF GIRL, U ALL WHACK UR OWN HEAD. IF UNKNOWN, KILL YOURSELF. IF ALIEN, GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE. IF GOD, THEN OK NVM. IF GHOST, AIYA ALSO NVM I WILL SCARED. IF.... AIYA. NABEH FUCK OFF LA CHAO CHEE BYES KA NI NAS BANANA RAMBUTAN DURIAN CAKE.
(hope kuanee become damn rich, and..............)
OK I RMB LAST TIME LIHUI IS XIAO QI DAO YAO SI DE WU GUI WANG BA DAN JI DAN CHAO YAO DAN. NOW, SHE BETTER ALRD LA. ERM OR IS IT I DONT CARE SO MUCH. OK DOESNT MATTER.
AFTER KNOW HER FOR DUNNO HOW MANY YEARSSS, ACTUALLY NOT ALOT OF YEARS ALSO..... SHE FINALLY FOUND ONE UNLUCKY GUY THAT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND HIS HAPPINESS TO BE WITH LIHUI. THE GUY IS JEFFREY. I THINK NVR SPELL WRONGLY LA. HEY JEFF, YOU ARE DAMN UNLUCKY. BUT NVM, YOU ENJOY CAN ALRD OK. TEEHEEHEE. PEACE. ANYWAY, U HAVE A KIND HEART. I CAN TELL.... HAHAHHAHAHA.
OKKKK. NOT IMPT ALRD. I LAZY BLOG ALRD. U ALL RMB OK. 3 WEEKS LTR IS MY BIRTHDAY. TMD IF U ALL READ THIS PART STILL DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GRAB THE NEAREST OBJECT AROUND YOU AND WHACK UR KU KU JIAO IF U ARE A GUY. IF GIRL, U ALL WHACK UR OWN HEAD. IF UNKNOWN, KILL YOURSELF. IF ALIEN, GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE. IF GOD, THEN OK NVM. IF GHOST, AIYA ALSO NVM I WILL SCARED. IF.... AIYA. NABEH FUCK OFF LA CHAO CHEE BYES KA NI NAS BANANA RAMBUTAN DURIAN CAKE.
(hope kuanee become damn rich, and..............)
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
ask u all one qn. u all know leopard skin is made of what?
u all guess alrd then scroll down see ok? hehhehee. who nvr think but scroll down is wu gui wang ba dan. translate for u, turtle king 8 egg. kekex!
anyway, besides talking abt leopard skin, i shall tell u all smth.
you know what..... my mother also know Ris Low, she ish very hip one ok. U all know why she know Ris Low? Cos today i went home i saw leopard printzzz on my table!!
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the ans is above. leopard skin comes from banana skin! HAHAHAHAHAH not funny.
u all guess alrd then scroll down see ok? hehhehee. who nvr think but scroll down is wu gui wang ba dan. translate for u, turtle king 8 egg. kekex!
anyway, besides talking abt leopard skin, i shall tell u all smth.
you know what..... my mother also know Ris Low, she ish very hip one ok. U all know why she know Ris Low? Cos today i went home i saw leopard printzzz on my table!!
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the ans is above. leopard skin comes from banana skin! HAHAHAHAHAH not funny.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Saturday night went prawning with xings, thams and chiangs. kekex. me ish first time go prawning. ish berry eggcited. but after the prawning, me ish know that me ish scared of prawn. kekex i berry cute hor? i alsho think so. kekexzxzx.
ok. u all dont think we all noob. after one hour of prawning, we got 7 prawns ok. so u know how many prawns we caught alrd right? kekex! BUT U ALL WRONG WOR! we all only caught 2 prawns after 1 hour. u all dont think we is lousy ok. we ish dunwan catch finish all the prawns. teeheehee. got 5 prawns is one kind soul give us one. he must be can see that we ish noob. but nvm wor, thank you kind soul. but next time hope he dont so stupid alrd ok. kekex!
u all guess the first prawn who catch one ok? guess can alrd. guess alrd hor? ok i dunwan tell u is who. TEEHEEHEE. ok la ok la dont sad. i tell u all. xings caught the first prawn. then we ish happy lorz then they all take photo with the prawn. like minister give the bursary to top student hor? kekex so cute. 
after that we figuring out how to take out the hook from the stupid prawn mouth. but then we like noob, we asked for help again. then got another kind soul come help us. the prawn actually is alive one. after the person help us, the prawn either paralyze or die alrd. The person so bad. he killed my beloved prawn. sobsobzxzx. dunno he ish helping us or he jealous we got prawn he dont have. teeheehee 
then after 1 hr. we go bbq the prawn lor. we went to wash those 7 precious prawns. then we try to poke the satay stick into the prawn. but we scared. cos the prawn naughty la. anyhow jump. we tried to poke from the head to the ass. but we failed. then got another kind soul come teach us. say must poke from the ass to the head. so naughty hor that kind soul. he always poke his wife one. kekex. opps. soli soli. kekex.
then u see the pic below lor. we ish bbq the prawns. u all see the white thing above the prawns. kolina thams nvr eat b4 salt. so she add alot alot. she think salt free one. so she keep on adding. kekex. she cute horzxzxzx. 
after bbq, we eat abit lor. cos very nan chi. kekex. then when we wanted to leave. we saw a gangster car. he parked his car infront of xings car. so we ish cannot leave lors. then got ppl make announcement ask him shift his car for like more than 10 times. but he still act gangster dunwan shift away. the driver either is deaf or dunno his own car de number lors. cheesepie horzxzx. humph. then we waited and waited. that cheesepie still dunwan come shift his car away. then got another few kind souls see we like idiots standing thr and waiting. they teach xings how to shift his car away from the very little space. kekex. xings so pro. i love xings xings. u all see the pic below. that one is the cheesepie gangster car. next time u all see this car must whack the driver ok.
after that, we ish go eat lor. not interesting olady la. dunwan blog liao. kekex today i type alot hor? teeheeeheeee so proud of myself
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
YianPing is a rude girl. she must be punished.
THE DIARY OF YIAN PING
-1st Jan 2007
when the clock struck 12, deep from my heart, i felt warmth and love. I knew he was the one. This will be a new journey but i am so happy to have someone with me. :D
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-4th Feb 2008
Today is the day i will never forget. I made the most painful and sickening decison of my life. I asked for us to go our separate ways. It hurts like as if my flesh was cut off from my body. I heard it, i heart it.... i heard the sound of my heart shattered into pieces.
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THE DIARY OF BRIAN
-1st jan 2007
On 31st dec, i already planned to make her mine. When the clock struck 12, i popped the golden question. Her answer immediately lifted me up to the moon, but like what ppl say, the higher u go, the harder u fall (i only realised how painful it was after i fell later on). I thought she was gonna be my wife, at that time, i thought it's her ... it's her... it's her... it's gotta be her!!!
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-4th feb 2008
All our memories came flashing back thru my mind :(. I smiled (despite facing a breakup). A bird flew past and dropped its poo on my head then i realised reality had struck me. it's over... its all over..... :'(
THE DIARY OF YIAN PING
-1st Jan 2007
when the clock struck 12, deep from my heart, i felt warmth and love. I knew he was the one. This will be a new journey but i am so happy to have someone with me. :D
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-4th Feb 2008
Today is the day i will never forget. I made the most painful and sickening decison of my life. I asked for us to go our separate ways. It hurts like as if my flesh was cut off from my body. I heard it, i heart it.... i heard the sound of my heart shattered into pieces.
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THE DIARY OF BRIAN
-1st jan 2007
On 31st dec, i already planned to make her mine. When the clock struck 12, i popped the golden question. Her answer immediately lifted me up to the moon, but like what ppl say, the higher u go, the harder u fall (i only realised how painful it was after i fell later on). I thought she was gonna be my wife, at that time, i thought it's her ... it's her... it's her... it's gotta be her!!!
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-4th feb 2008
All our memories came flashing back thru my mind :(. I smiled (despite facing a breakup). A bird flew past and dropped its poo on my head then i realised reality had struck me. it's over... its all over..... :'(
Friday, January 1, 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. TEEHEEHEE.
OK FIRSTLY, HAPPY BELATED BD KOLINA. WENT TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY FOR HER. SHE DAMN HAPPY UNTIL HER FACE CRAMP. U ALL SEE U ALL SEE. I NVR BLUFF U.
OK YESTERDAY ME ISH GO COUNTDOWN WITH XINGHUI FREDERICK AND QINGWEN. WE FORM NEW CLIQUE ALRD. THE LOSERS CLIQUE. THE COUNTDOWN PARTY IS SIBEI SIBEI DE KAN PUA BO LIAO. WE ISH REACH THERE AND WAIT FOR AROUND 4 HOURS. JUST FOR THE " 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" PART. NABEH WE REALLY IS DAMN LOSER RIGHT. BUT THEN NVM GOT PERFORMANCE BY ALOT PEOPLE. ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE AIJIA. BUT YTD SHE IS SING THE BEST ALRD. TEEHEEHEE.
OH YA. THE CAMPUS SUPERSTAR ALSO GOT SING. THE GERALDINE SING THE XIAO JING TENG "WANG ZI DE XIN YI". SHE FORGET THE LYRICS MANY MANY TIMES. SHE SING UNTIL THE SONG ALMOST BECOME WANG ZI DE JIU YI OR WANG ZI MEI YOU CHUAN YI. HEHEHHEE SO FUNNY HOR. U ALL KNOW WHO IS GERALDINE BO. DUNNO AH I SHOW U. KEKEX.
THEN TODAY, 1ST JAN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE MEET AND WENT TO TOWN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE GOT 4 PPL ONE. BUT FREDERICK NVR COME. THEN WE BECAME THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. SO WE CHANGE NAME TO THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. WE CALL OURSELVES THE ULC (ULTIMATE LOSER CLIQUE). THEN WHEN WE REACH TOWN, THE KOREAN F4 GUY MEET US. HIS NAME IS LEE MIN HO. HE DAMN HANDSOME ONE. KEKEX. U ALL DUNNO WHO IS LEE MIN HO AH. I SHOW U ALL LA.
SEE. THEY LOOK ALIKE HOR. LIKE TWINS SIA. OK TEEHEEHEEE. THE ULTIMATE LOSER HERE DONT FEEL LIKE BLOGGING LIAO. BYEBYE
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