i went to see doctor just now. sigh. doctor told me i have an allergy. i didnt know i am allergic to it until 20 years later. faaaaaaaaking cheesepie, i faaaaaaaaaaking loser. friends, i didnt know i am such a loser.
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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