suddenly feel like watching movie. huo yuan jia.
霍霍 霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍家拳的套路招式灵活
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
i went to see doctor just now. sigh. doctor told me i have an allergy. i didnt know i am allergic to it until 20 years later. faaaaaaaaking cheesepie, i faaaaaaaaaaking loser. friends, i didnt know i am such a loser.
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
The 1369 records in excel owned me deep deep.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Hello.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
hello everyone. i am very sad now. A friend of mine dunwan to friend me alrd. i know her for six years alrd. since sec 2, when she was white white round round short short. never did i look down on her. although she W W R R S S, which is W2R2S2, i still make friend with her. Now, she dunwan to friend me. i say hi to her, she say hi ur head. i say hello she say i crazy. she change alr la :(
hello WWRRSS friend, please be my friend. i wont say u round, white, and short. i wont say u swollen. i really wont. i am sorry, i really want u to be my friend. u are not round la.
hello friends of kuanee, if u see her, please ask her be my friend ok?
oh ya u all dunno how she look like hor. i show u all her pic la.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hello Time, can you stop crawling and run instead?
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
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Tan Kuan Ee
Blk 335 Sembawang Close
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Singapore 750335
5 March 2010
Guan Yin Ma/Tua Bei Gong/Cai Shen Ye/Jesus/Any God
Blk Heaven
#1000000000000000000000000000000000001-888
Universe 888-Heaven
Dear Sir/Madam,
Complaint on having a Sad Life
I am writing to letter to complain about the current life i have. If you see this letter, please do not end my life yet, i still dont want to die. However, i hope you can do something to change this sad life. I will sincerely thank you for that. But, i will also blame you for your inefficient services.
On 8 Feb 1990, my sad life started. After year 2007, my life became worse.
Some suggestions for you,
- Please let this 8 weeks of attachment pass as fast as possible just like the speed of light or sound or anything that is faster.
- Please let me have a better brain.
- Please give me more money.
- Please grant me my birthday wish. ( hehe dunwan tell u all leh)
- Please let people who deserved to die, to die.
- Please meet me in person to discuss more. Perhaps we can come up with a 5 year plan.
Thank you for your time reading this letter.
Your faithfully,
Tan Kuan Ee
Monday, March 1, 2010
hi, 2 mins ago i just blogged. i think i shall blog again. sing u all a song ok.
ma li ki ta ra ya singapore bo laksa...... (eh shit i forget how to sing, sorry singapore, i still love you)
another song okkk this one i sure know.
ah one, ah two, ah one two three go! (techno version)
pee pee, pee pee pee, pee pee pee pee, pee pee...
pee pee happy birthday to you, pee pee pee, happy birthday to you, pee pee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu, peeeeeeeee pee pee pee peeeeee peee, happy birthday to you. PEE PEE PEE!!
wah i damn happy now. 4 more mins can go alrd. i must continue typing. so after i finish, i can leave straight away dont need think of what to do.
eh why i type so long the time still dunwan move. eh time, come on, just move man. i got to move it move it, you got to move it move it, we got to MOVE IT!
time! run faster!! i cheer for you. yi er san si wu liu qi, qi liu wu si san er yi, time time, jiayou jiayou jiayou. ok time to go. see you and good the bye.
ma li ki ta ra ya singapore bo laksa...... (eh shit i forget how to sing, sorry singapore, i still love you)
another song okkk this one i sure know.
ah one, ah two, ah one two three go! (techno version)
pee pee, pee pee pee, pee pee pee pee, pee pee...
pee pee happy birthday to you, pee pee pee, happy birthday to you, pee pee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu, peeeeeeeee pee pee pee peeeeee peee, happy birthday to you. PEE PEE PEE!!
wah i damn happy now. 4 more mins can go alrd. i must continue typing. so after i finish, i can leave straight away dont need think of what to do.
eh why i type so long the time still dunwan move. eh time, come on, just move man. i got to move it move it, you got to move it move it, we got to MOVE IT!
time! run faster!! i cheer for you. yi er san si wu liu qi, qi liu wu si san er yi, time time, jiayou jiayou jiayou. ok time to go. see you and good the bye.
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