WHY SINGAPORE SO MANY PU BORs AH?

Ya, i dont know what i really want. fuck _I_



want point also must point nice nice one. i went to search for this. hehe.

Sometimes, in life, we do not know what we actually want. Dont you agree?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YANG LIHUI. U ARE DAMN OLD ALRD. START WITH 2 ALRD. BUT NVM SINCE U LOOK LIKE 30, UR AGE CONSIDER QUITE YOUNG.

OK I RMB LAST TIME LIHUI IS XIAO QI DAO YAO SI DE WU GUI WANG BA DAN JI DAN CHAO YAO DAN. NOW, SHE BETTER ALRD LA. ERM OR IS IT I DONT CARE SO MUCH. OK DOESNT MATTER.

AFTER KNOW HER FOR DUNNO HOW MANY YEARSSS, ACTUALLY NOT ALOT OF YEARS ALSO..... SHE FINALLY FOUND ONE UNLUCKY GUY THAT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND HIS HAPPINESS TO BE WITH LIHUI. THE GUY IS JEFFREY. I THINK NVR SPELL WRONGLY LA. HEY JEFF, YOU ARE DAMN UNLUCKY. BUT NVM, YOU ENJOY CAN ALRD OK. TEEHEEHEE. PEACE. ANYWAY, U HAVE A KIND HEART. I CAN TELL.... HAHAHHAHAHA.

OKKKK. NOT IMPT ALRD. I LAZY BLOG ALRD. U ALL RMB OK. 3 WEEKS LTR IS MY BIRTHDAY. TMD IF U ALL READ THIS PART STILL DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GRAB THE NEAREST OBJECT AROUND YOU AND WHACK UR KU KU JIAO IF U ARE A GUY. IF GIRL, U ALL WHACK UR OWN HEAD. IF UNKNOWN, KILL YOURSELF. IF ALIEN, GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE. IF GOD, THEN OK NVM. IF GHOST, AIYA ALSO NVM I WILL SCARED. IF.... AIYA. NABEH FUCK OFF LA CHAO CHEE BYES KA NI NAS BANANA RAMBUTAN DURIAN CAKE.
(hope kuanee become damn rich, and..............)

What's the matter with gravity, why won't it make u fall for me?

Gravity, you suck!

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ask u all one qn. u all know leopard skin is made of what?

u all guess alrd then scroll down see ok? hehhehee. who nvr think but scroll down is wu gui wang ba dan. translate for u, turtle king 8 egg. kekex!











































































































































anyway, besides talking abt leopard skin, i shall tell u all smth.
you know what..... my mother also know Ris Low, she ish very hip one ok. U all know why she know Ris Low? Cos today i went home i saw leopard printzzz on my table!!
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the ans is above. leopard skin comes from banana skin! HAHAHAHAHAH not funny.

Saturday night went prawning with xings, thams and chiangs. kekex. me ish first time go prawning. ish berry eggcited. but after the prawning, me ish know that me ish scared of prawn. kekex i berry cute hor? i alsho think so. kekexzxzx.

ok. u all dont think we all noob. after one hour of prawning, we got 7 prawns ok. so u know how many prawns we caught alrd right? kekex! BUT U ALL WRONG WOR! we all only caught 2 prawns after 1 hour. u all dont think we is lousy ok. we ish dunwan catch finish all the prawns. teeheehee. got 5 prawns is one kind soul give us one. he must be can see that we ish noob. but nvm wor, thank you kind soul. but next time hope he dont so stupid alrd ok. kekex!

u all guess the first prawn who catch one ok? guess can alrd. guess alrd hor? ok i dunwan tell u is who. TEEHEEHEE. ok la ok la dont sad. i tell u all. xings caught the first prawn. then we ish happy lorz then they all take photo with the prawn. like minister give the bursary to top student hor? kekex so cute.

after that we figuring out how to take out the hook from the stupid prawn mouth. but then we like noob, we asked for help again. then got another kind soul come help us. the prawn actually is alive one. after the person help us, the prawn either paralyze or die alrd. The person so bad. he killed my beloved prawn. sobsobzxzx. dunno he ish helping us or he jealous we got prawn he dont have. teeheehee

then after 1 hr. we go bbq the prawn lor. we went to wash those 7 precious prawns. then we try to poke the satay stick into the prawn. but we scared. cos the prawn naughty la. anyhow jump. we tried to poke from the head to the ass. but we failed. then got another kind soul come teach us. say must poke from the ass to the head. so naughty hor that kind soul. he always poke his wife one. kekex. opps. soli soli. kekex.

then u see the pic below lor. we ish bbq the prawns. u all see the white thing above the prawns. kolina thams nvr eat b4 salt. so she add alot alot. she think salt free one. so she keep on adding. kekex. she cute horzxzxzx.
after bbq, we eat abit lor. cos very nan chi. kekex. then when we wanted to leave. we saw a gangster car. he parked his car infront of xings car. so we ish cannot leave lors. then got ppl make announcement ask him shift his car for like more than 10 times. but he still act gangster dunwan shift away. the driver either is deaf or dunno his own car de number lors. cheesepie horzxzx. humph. then we waited and waited. that cheesepie still dunwan come shift his car away. then got another few kind souls see we like idiots standing thr and waiting. they teach xings how to shift his car away from the very little space. kekex. xings so pro. i love xings xings. u all see the pic below. that one is the cheesepie gangster car. next time u all see this car must whack the driver ok.

after that, we ish go eat lor. not interesting olady la. dunwan blog liao. kekex today i type alot hor? teeheeeheeee so proud of myself

chiu all shee shee rook rook. she so rude. sigh

YianPing is a rude girl. she must be punished.

THE DIARY OF YIAN PING

-1st Jan 2007
when the clock struck 12, deep from my heart, i felt warmth and love. I knew he was the one. This will be a new journey but i am so happy to have someone with me. :D

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-4th Feb 2008
Today is the day i will never forget. I made the most painful and sickening decison of my life. I asked for us to go our separate ways. It hurts like as if my flesh was cut off from my body. I heard it, i heart it.... i heard the sound of my heart shattered into pieces.
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THE DIARY OF BRIAN
-1st jan 2007
On 31st dec, i already planned to make her mine. When the clock struck 12, i popped the golden question. Her answer immediately lifted me up to the moon, but like what ppl say, the higher u go, the harder u fall (i only realised how painful it was after i fell later on). I thought she was gonna be my wife, at that time, i thought it's her ... it's her... it's her... it's gotta be her!!!
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-4th feb 2008
All our memories came flashing back thru my mind :(. I smiled (despite facing a breakup). A bird flew past and dropped its poo on my head then i realised reality had struck me. it's over... its all over..... :'(

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. TEEHEEHEE.

OK FIRSTLY, HAPPY BELATED BD KOLINA. WENT TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY FOR HER. SHE DAMN HAPPY UNTIL HER FACE CRAMP. U ALL SEE U ALL SEE. I NVR BLUFF U.

OK YESTERDAY ME ISH GO COUNTDOWN WITH XINGHUI FREDERICK AND QINGWEN. WE FORM NEW CLIQUE ALRD. THE LOSERS CLIQUE. THE COUNTDOWN PARTY IS SIBEI SIBEI DE KAN PUA BO LIAO. WE ISH REACH THERE AND WAIT FOR AROUND 4 HOURS. JUST FOR THE " 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" PART. NABEH WE REALLY IS DAMN LOSER RIGHT. BUT THEN NVM GOT PERFORMANCE BY ALOT PEOPLE. ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE AIJIA. BUT YTD SHE IS SING THE BEST ALRD. TEEHEEHEE.

OH YA. THE CAMPUS SUPERSTAR ALSO GOT SING. THE GERALDINE SING THE XIAO JING TENG "WANG ZI DE XIN YI". SHE FORGET THE LYRICS MANY MANY TIMES. SHE SING UNTIL THE SONG ALMOST BECOME WANG ZI DE JIU YI OR WANG ZI MEI YOU CHUAN YI. HEHEHHEE SO FUNNY HOR. U ALL KNOW WHO IS GERALDINE BO. DUNNO AH I SHOW U. KEKEX.

THEN TODAY, 1ST JAN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE MEET AND WENT TO TOWN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE GOT 4 PPL ONE. BUT FREDERICK NVR COME. THEN WE BECAME THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. SO WE CHANGE NAME TO THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. WE CALL OURSELVES THE ULC (ULTIMATE LOSER CLIQUE). THEN WHEN WE REACH TOWN, THE KOREAN F4 GUY MEET US. HIS NAME IS LEE MIN HO. HE DAMN HANDSOME ONE. KEKEX. U ALL DUNNO WHO IS LEE MIN HO AH. I SHOW U ALL LA.

SEE. THEY LOOK ALIKE HOR. LIKE TWINS SIA. OK TEEHEEHEEE. THE ULTIMATE LOSER HERE DONT FEEL LIKE BLOGGING LIAO. BYEBYE