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Tan Kuan Ee

Blk 335 Sembawang Close

#04-459

Singapore 750335

5 March 2010

Guan Yin Ma/Tua Bei Gong/Cai Shen Ye/Jesus/Any God

Blk Heaven

#1000000000000000000000000000000000001-888

Universe 888-Heaven

Dear Sir/Madam,

Complaint on having a Sad Life

I am writing to letter to complain about the current life i have. If you see this letter, please do not end my life yet, i still dont want to die. However, i hope you can do something to change this sad life. I will sincerely thank you for that. But, i will also blame you for your inefficient services.

On 8 Feb 1990, my sad life started. After year 2007, my life became worse.

Some suggestions for you,

1. Please let this 8 weeks of attachment pass as fast as possible just like the speed of light or sound or anything that is faster.
2. Please let me have a better brain.
3. Please give me more money.
4. Please grant me my birthday wish. ( hehe dunwan tell u all leh)
5. Please let people who deserved to die, to die.
6. Please meet me in person to discuss more. Perhaps we can come up with a 5 year plan.

Thank you for your time reading this letter.

Your faithfully,

Tan Kuan Ee