i need something to look forward to.
i need something to look forward to because i got nothing to look forward to therefore i need something to look forward to hence i need to find something to look forward to hence i need some plans to have something to look forward to in conclusion i really need something to look forward to byebye
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
feel sho moody~
harlox peepur.
moii ish come here tuu brog olady. school reopening olady. think riaos alsho sian. but nehmind, six more weeks onri. welly huast huans.
ogays... i forgot what was the purpose of this post. SHIT!
let me think what was my purpose...
i think....
i think......
why u scroll down and disturb me?
wait la!!! i am still thinking! stop scrolling down and disturb me if not i angry!
why dont u listen to me? I ANGRY ALRD!!!!
ok u still scroll down. but never mind.... i remember what was the main purpose for this post alr. the purpose was no purpose. ok la byebye. :D
moii ish come here tuu brog olady. school reopening olady. think riaos alsho sian. but nehmind, six more weeks onri. welly huast huans.
ogays... i forgot what was the purpose of this post. SHIT!
let me think what was my purpose...
i think....
i think......
why u scroll down and disturb me?
wait la!!! i am still thinking! stop scrolling down and disturb me if not i angry!
why dont u listen to me? I ANGRY ALRD!!!!
ok u still scroll down. but never mind.... i remember what was the main purpose for this post alr. the purpose was no purpose. ok la byebye. :D
Friday, June 25, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
1 more day. teeheeheee.
hannywaes, today ish ghost eeeebon zehzeh house pway mj. she ish silent prus violent. i see her pway ish rike watching moobee. she ish can fight wib the du shen. du shen ish keep eat chocolate, she is keep msging.
then starting moii ish nose win nose lose. sho i decided to learn from du shen. du shen is eat those 1 piece 1 piece der chocolate, i eat m&m. after trying to learn from du shen, i is lose until nth sheng. dish ish because eeebon zehzeh nvr pang chance. she is du hou.
ogays rahs, brog until here. buais buais. hehehhehehehehe.
hannywaes, today ish ghost eeeebon zehzeh house pway mj. she ish silent prus violent. i see her pway ish rike watching moobee. she ish can fight wib the du shen. du shen ish keep eat chocolate, she is keep msging.
then starting moii ish nose win nose lose. sho i decided to learn from du shen. du shen is eat those 1 piece 1 piece der chocolate, i eat m&m. after trying to learn from du shen, i is lose until nth sheng. dish ish because eeebon zehzeh nvr pang chance. she is du hou.
ogays rahs, brog until here. buais buais. hehehhehehehehe.
HELLO I BLOG AGAIN. NOW GOT PEOPLE SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT. CHEESEPIE. HER NAME IS CHERYL WONG HUI SHAN.
KuanEe; reality check said (1:49 AM):
DONE
$10 SERVICE CHARGE
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hahahhahahahaha
*walaooooo
*im your friend leh
*how can you charge me
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*OK
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*yu ge
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*FREN 50% DISCOUNT
*$5
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*brother you know
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*BROTHER? OK 50% MORE
*2.50$
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hhahahha
Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*is like not just brother
*is almost blooood brother alr
KuanEe; reality check says (1:50 AM):
*IS IT?!
*50% MORE
*1.25$
Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*i think we same mother different father
KuanEe; reality check says (1:51 AM):
*WAH NABEH CCB KNN U SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*100% MORE
*2.50
Cheryl Wong says (1:51 AM):
*ahhahhhahahhahah
Cheryl Wong says (1:52 AM):
*damn funny
*stop it lah tan kuan ee
KuanEe; reality check says (1:53 AM):
*NABEH
*SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*I GO BLOG ABT U
Cheryl Wong says (1:55 AM):
*HAHAHHAA
*walaoooehhhh
*from a good intension
*suddenly kanna accused
*you should be happy that you found your half sister
U SEE SHE SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT. CCB!!! HALF SISTER HER ASS RAHS. NABEHS!
KuanEe; reality check said (1:49 AM):
DONE
$10 SERVICE CHARGE
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hahahhahahahaha
*walaooooo
*im your friend leh
*how can you charge me
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*OK
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*yu ge
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*FREN 50% DISCOUNT
*$5
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*brother you know
KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*BROTHER? OK 50% MORE
*2.50$
Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hhahahha
Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*is like not just brother
*is almost blooood brother alr
KuanEe; reality check says (1:50 AM):
*IS IT?!
*50% MORE
*1.25$
Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*i think we same mother different father
KuanEe; reality check says (1:51 AM):
*WAH NABEH CCB KNN U SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*100% MORE
*2.50
Cheryl Wong says (1:51 AM):
*ahhahhhahahhahah
Cheryl Wong says (1:52 AM):
*damn funny
*stop it lah tan kuan ee
KuanEe; reality check says (1:53 AM):
*NABEH
*SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*I GO BLOG ABT U
Cheryl Wong says (1:55 AM):
*HAHAHHAA
*walaoooehhhh
*from a good intension
*suddenly kanna accused
*you should be happy that you found your half sister
U SEE SHE SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT. CCB!!! HALF SISTER HER ASS RAHS. NABEHS!
HARROWS PEEPUR!!
ME ISH BERRY TURANS NAOS. I TALK TO PAMELA WEE YUN XUE ONLINE, SHE KEEP SCOLD ME. WHY SHE LIKE THT ONEE. SHE THINK SHE SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HANDS NOT LONG SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER LEGS LIKE HER HANDS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER BODY LIKE HER HANDS AND LEGS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER NECK LIKE HER FINGERS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HEAD LIKE HER EYEBALL SHE CAN SCOLD ME. IN OTHER WORDS, SHE THINK SHE DAMN SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. HUAT ISH DISH. TURANS CHIU ALL NOSE. CHIU ALL DUNCH BELIEVE SHE SCOLDED ME SIBO? I GOT EVIDENCE...
von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:31 AM):
*HAHAHAHA
*i want..................
KuanEe; reality check says (1:31 AM):
*"........................."
*GIVE U ALR
*HERE ARE THE DOTS THAT U WANTED "..............................."
von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL
*idiot
❤ Pweeee. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TKE
*really is childish
SEE SHE SCOLD ME CHILDISH. BESIDES THAT SHE ALSO KEEP SCOLD ME IDIOT AND ASK ME DIAM. SHE ISH A SHORT CHEESEPIE!
ME ISH BERRY TURANS NAOS. I TALK TO PAMELA WEE YUN XUE ONLINE, SHE KEEP SCOLD ME. WHY SHE LIKE THT ONEE. SHE THINK SHE SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HANDS NOT LONG SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER LEGS LIKE HER HANDS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER BODY LIKE HER HANDS AND LEGS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER NECK LIKE HER FINGERS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HEAD LIKE HER EYEBALL SHE CAN SCOLD ME. IN OTHER WORDS, SHE THINK SHE DAMN SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. HUAT ISH DISH. TURANS CHIU ALL NOSE. CHIU ALL DUNCH BELIEVE SHE SCOLDED ME SIBO? I GOT EVIDENCE...
von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:31 AM):
*HAHAHAHA
*i want..................
KuanEe; reality check says (1:31 AM):
*"........................."
*GIVE U ALR
*HERE ARE THE DOTS THAT U WANTED "..............................."
von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL
*idiot
❤ Pweeee. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TKE
*really is childish
SEE SHE SCOLD ME CHILDISH. BESIDES THAT SHE ALSO KEEP SCOLD ME IDIOT AND ASK ME DIAM. SHE ISH A SHORT CHEESEPIE!
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Cheesepie. industrial attachment project ish waste my time. results was B+.
ogays... why i ish say dish ish the waste my the time rehs? chiu all shee arhs. 10 weeks of attachments hors, everyday the 9am to the 6pm hor, somemore hor, ish at the alexandra road there hor, and hor, i ish the stay at the sembawang. so u all ish the shee hor, like not very near hor? everyday i like the travel for 1 hr plus plus only la. very near...... singapore also quite small...
then hor.... get B+ still the never the mind rehs. the gee pee ehh hors, ish the add the jilo point jilo jilo huan (okay for idiots, it's 0.001) only rehs. chiu all ish the tell me chiu all will turans bohs?
then hor..... dish ish still never the mind again... add 0.001 = no difference nohhs. then the nyp ish the early the morning msg me tell me i get B+. nyp ijjit trying to ask me celebrate? nabeh celebrate ur ass arhs celebrate.
if i ish the nyp assessment board hors, i sure give myself A huans. chiu all dont think i ish niu zai da pian ok (ok for idiots again, it's bull shitting). i analyze for chiu all to see.
huastly, iee will gib myself B+ for the effort to travel from sembawang to the bibo sheety (once again, for idiots, it's vivo city). it requires determination to travel so far everyday. so, for my great effort, i should be given b+ alrd.
then hor, everyday sit there 9am to 6pm ish nth to do, then very the boring. hence, more determination is required. therefore, add tog i should be given an A.
then hor hor, i down thr still got do abit work. therefore, i should be given a distinction instead.
so....... chiu all tell me i is it very make the sense?
ogays... why i ish say dish ish the waste my the time rehs? chiu all shee arhs. 10 weeks of attachments hors, everyday the 9am to the 6pm hor, somemore hor, ish at the alexandra road there hor, and hor, i ish the stay at the sembawang. so u all ish the shee hor, like not very near hor? everyday i like the travel for 1 hr plus plus only la. very near...... singapore also quite small...
then hor.... get B+ still the never the mind rehs. the gee pee ehh hors, ish the add the jilo point jilo jilo huan (okay for idiots, it's 0.001) only rehs. chiu all ish the tell me chiu all will turans bohs?
then hor..... dish ish still never the mind again... add 0.001 = no difference nohhs. then the nyp ish the early the morning msg me tell me i get B+. nyp ijjit trying to ask me celebrate? nabeh celebrate ur ass arhs celebrate.
if i ish the nyp assessment board hors, i sure give myself A huans. chiu all dont think i ish niu zai da pian ok (ok for idiots again, it's bull shitting). i analyze for chiu all to see.
huastly, iee will gib myself B+ for the effort to travel from sembawang to the bibo sheety (once again, for idiots, it's vivo city). it requires determination to travel so far everyday. so, for my great effort, i should be given b+ alrd.
then hor, everyday sit there 9am to 6pm ish nth to do, then very the boring. hence, more determination is required. therefore, add tog i should be given an A.
then hor hor, i down thr still got do abit work. therefore, i should be given a distinction instead.
so....... chiu all tell me i is it very make the sense?
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
cheesepie. today me ish got the cheesepie napfa test. then after school got 2 hrs before the cheesepie test. so after lesson ended, me and desmond was standing outside shopping arcade in nyp. then we ish feel sho lost. we look front back left right, north south east west. every direction also can walk. but we ish dunno ghost where. sho we ish ghost the mcdonalds jia brownie. cheesepie sia desmond. so fat alrd still eat. tskkkk.. ogays. den wait wait wait. every 2 mins i feel damn happy. cos, time passed by 2 mins. kekekex. me nose ish lame rahs. but then... not happy dont read la nabehsss. ogays.. anyway................. i....ish.......phail..... moiii.....der........na........p......fa.......... test..... haissssss.... i ghost cry naos.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Lyrics:
VERSE 1:
Dropped off your keys last night,
The front door still unpainted.
You were polite like ice,
I, once could met it.
You took our pictures down,
And you left them on the ground
Its like you wiped all the memories,
Of what we used to be...
You and me, before it all crashed down.
CHORUS:
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know,
Is broken.
VERSE 2:
I heard your voice break, when you said,
"well I hope you're happy".
Nothin' to say, I'll stare, straight into my coffee.
Then the conversation changed,
How we talked around the blame,
And the pain of losing.
All of the good times lost,
When it all crashed down.
CHORUS:
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know...
Is broken.
BRIDGE:
Well I'm here if you need me,
I know you don't believe me.
well I'm so sorry,
For all the pain I've caused.
Ho-oohhhhh...
CHORUS :
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know...
Is broken.
Ho-oh...
Monday, May 31, 2010
how to reply someone who only reply u with "hahaha". [lihui u must see properly ok]
Frederick- sho moody :( says (11:28 PM):*
chio lan la chio
ccb you reply me with haha how i reply you?
you know haha very hard to reply one or not?
you try talking to me seriously, i haha you back la ccb see how you reply
now i know what to reply....
Frederick- sho moody :( says (11:28 PM):*
chio lan la chio
ccb you reply me with haha how i reply you?
you know haha very hard to reply one or not?
you try talking to me seriously, i haha you back la ccb see how you reply
now i know what to reply....
Saturday, May 8, 2010
hiee. after reading fwedewick brog, moii ish gort inspired tuu brog in dish wae rohhs. kekex. but hors moii ish dunch nose huat tuu brog rehhs. aiyarhs, neber mind rahhs.
uh huh!!!! moii ish tell euu all how my fwen tok in msn huans. the way my fwen tok hors ish sometimes make me sibei sibei kanpua kanpua tmd turans chiu all nose! pu boh rehs
rike for axe-sum-pur hors.....
KE: hey. *bla bla bla bla bla bla* (bla bla bla leefers tuu anything chiu can tok about)
my fwen: hahahhah oh ok.
KE: *begins cursing* [cheesepie how you huans moii tuu repry dish] sho iee anyhow repry my fwen. or press the button on the top left corner of my keyboard, which ish esc rohs
my fwen:hahahaha oh ok / hahahhhah (dat's if iee repry)
after that, dish time ish dunch nid think of huat to repry. just press esc. teeheeheee.
-----
*prease note dat the berow part gort nose rink with above worzxzxzx*
-----
dunch nose chiu all understand stand bohzxzx. but den horsss.....
ip stEwPeD PeEpUr dUncH sAe sTeWpIg tuuiNgs hOrS, dEnT hUaT kAi oRb tuUiNgS cAn dEy sHaY hOrs?
sigh u all sure dont understand
let me tell u all rohs.
*if stupid people don't say stupid things, then what kind of smart things can they say?
uh huh!!!! moii ish tell euu all how my fwen tok in msn huans. the way my fwen tok hors ish sometimes make me sibei sibei kanpua kanpua tmd turans chiu all nose! pu boh rehs
rike for axe-sum-pur hors.....
KE: hey. *bla bla bla bla bla bla* (bla bla bla leefers tuu anything chiu can tok about)
my fwen: hahahhah oh ok.
KE: *begins cursing* [cheesepie how you huans moii tuu repry dish] sho iee anyhow repry my fwen. or press the button on the top left corner of my keyboard, which ish esc rohs
my fwen:hahahaha oh ok / hahahhhah (dat's if iee repry)
after that, dish time ish dunch nid think of huat to repry. just press esc. teeheeheee.
-----
*prease note dat the berow part gort nose rink with above worzxzxzx*
-----
dunch nose chiu all understand stand bohzxzx. but den horsss.....
ip stEwPeD PeEpUr dUncH sAe sTeWpIg tuuiNgs hOrS, dEnT hUaT kAi oRb tuUiNgS cAn dEy sHaY hOrs?
sigh u all sure dont understand
let me tell u all rohs.
*if stupid people don't say stupid things, then what kind of smart things can they say?
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
hello you all good (你们好). teeheeheee.
i changing my name already. although kuanee sounds cool, nice, charming and boomz. but then i changing to a more boomz one. from today onwards, u all can call me Emotional Tan. or can call me 陈伤心。 or full name is call Emotional Tan Shang Xin. I got a nickname. It's call sibei. so u all can call me, sibei Emotional Tan Shang Xin.
remember ok!
i changing my name already. although kuanee sounds cool, nice, charming and boomz. but then i changing to a more boomz one. from today onwards, u all can call me Emotional Tan. or can call me 陈伤心。 or full name is call Emotional Tan Shang Xin. I got a nickname. It's call sibei. so u all can call me, sibei Emotional Tan Shang Xin.
remember ok!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
harlox. now ishh five pee em. although moii ish juz brog like 2 mee neats aghost, but iee really ish sheebei sheebei de bo riaos.
huat shoot iee brog a bao reh??? (ok la for those low iq one like rihuix, i think u all dont understand. i saying "what should i blog about leh).
tudae ish duidaes, means iee left 8 mu-orh daes furr mu-ai attachment rehhs. kekex. me ish eggcited naos. butttttttt den horsssss, whiee the time ishh still pu-ask sho slowri huhs?
moii ish eggcited for attachment tuu ends, but not eggcited furr skool tuu starts rehs. HOW AH HOW!!!
ok... i type until want whack myself alrd. type that few sentences waste my 15 mins. you know why i want whack myself?
i know u know. u know i know. i know you know i know. u know i know u know. i know u know i know u know. u know i know u know i know. ok know ur ass la. tmd. byebye la
huat shoot iee brog a bao reh??? (ok la for those low iq one like rihuix, i think u all dont understand. i saying "what should i blog about leh).
tudae ish duidaes, means iee left 8 mu-orh daes furr mu-ai attachment rehhs. kekex. me ish eggcited naos. butttttttt den horsssss, whiee the time ishh still pu-ask sho slowri huhs?
moii ish eggcited for attachment tuu ends, but not eggcited furr skool tuu starts rehs. HOW AH HOW!!!
ok... i type until want whack myself alrd. type that few sentences waste my 15 mins. you know why i want whack myself?
i know u know. u know i know. i know you know i know. u know i know u know. i know u know i know u know. u know i know u know i know. ok know ur ass la. tmd. byebye la
today, i was given a very challenging task to do by my supervisor. i see the task i stunned there for 10 mins. Looking at the machine. Thinking how to operate that god damn machine. i look left look right look up look down look front look back, still dont know how to operate.
Then i decided to take risk. i put the documents inside, and anyhow press. then still cannot work. then i angry. u know i angry that time damn fierce one. i tell the machine, if you dont want work, i let u talk to my pink little dragon on my back. then i type in the user id, and press one button. THEN THE MACHINE STARTED WORKING. yuan lai the machine is scared of my dragon.
ok laaa. i actually not very fierce one. u all know what's the task that i was given? so easy u all also dont know. is photocopy documents lor. u all dont laugh laugh say i dont know how to use the simple machine ok... teeheeheeee
Then i decided to take risk. i put the documents inside, and anyhow press. then still cannot work. then i angry. u know i angry that time damn fierce one. i tell the machine, if you dont want work, i let u talk to my pink little dragon on my back. then i type in the user id, and press one button. THEN THE MACHINE STARTED WORKING. yuan lai the machine is scared of my dragon.
ok laaa. i actually not very fierce one. u all know what's the task that i was given? so easy u all also dont know. is photocopy documents lor. u all dont laugh laugh say i dont know how to use the simple machine ok... teeheeheeee
I got a cheesepie laptop. the cheesepie charger dont want to work properly. Then i ended adjusting the cheesepie wire for like 15 mins. then i see hope, finally got light. means can use. but then i need take the cheesepie wire up. if i put the cheesepie wire down, cannot work.
UH HUH!!!! then the smart me, went to take something.... and i fixed the cheesepie wire!!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Yingting. said (12:00 AM):
I GO OFF LIAO
KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):
GAHAHAOKOK
Yingting. said (12:00 AM):
SAY BYEBYE ASS
KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):
GOODNIGHT
BYEBYE ASS
SAY ALR
LOL!
Yingting. said (12:00 AM):GDNIGHT BYEEEEEEEE
why my friend so cute. she ask me call her ass leh. really is stupid ass. teeeee-asss-kae. tsktsk..
I GO OFF LIAO
KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):
GAHAHAOKOK
Yingting. said (12:00 AM):
SAY BYEBYE ASS
KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):
GOODNIGHT
BYEBYE ASS
SAY ALR
LOL!
Yingting. said (12:00 AM):GDNIGHT BYEEEEEEEE
why my friend so cute. she ask me call her ass leh. really is stupid ass. teeeee-asss-kae. tsktsk..
Friday, April 16, 2010
TGIF. Thank gastric it's friday.
My gastric also damn happy and excited that today is friday. so, he decided to give me some excitement and entertainment. i love u gastric. if you continue to give me excitement and entertainment, i will take a knife and stab you. Dont make me angry, i very fierce one ok. When i fierce, i also scared of myself. So, Gastric you better be smart. If not i let you talk to my tattoo, my small little pink dragon behind me.
Teeheeheee. Good the Bye.
My gastric also damn happy and excited that today is friday. so, he decided to give me some excitement and entertainment. i love u gastric. if you continue to give me excitement and entertainment, i will take a knife and stab you. Dont make me angry, i very fierce one ok. When i fierce, i also scared of myself. So, Gastric you better be smart. If not i let you talk to my tattoo, my small little pink dragon behind me.
Teeheeheee. Good the Bye.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Hello. If you all nothing do can go link desmond from my blog. i think quite funny. the ghost thing and the ninja maid or what sai one.
ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.
i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3
ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.
(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)
ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.
ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.
They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.
sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(
ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.
i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3
ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.
(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)
ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.
ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.
They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.
sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(
Friday, April 2, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
i went to see doctor just now. sigh. doctor told me i have an allergy. i didnt know i am allergic to it until 20 years later. faaaaaaaaking cheesepie, i faaaaaaaaaaking loser. friends, i didnt know i am such a loser.
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.
i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.
Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?
KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?
Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.
KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?
Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.
[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *
Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)
KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]
KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
The 1369 records in excel owned me deep deep.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
KuanEe got owned.
KuanEe got thrashed.
But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).
The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Hello.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.
Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)
KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!
Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)
KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(
Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)
*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]
KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(
Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).
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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.
a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian
You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.
a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo
wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
hello everyone. i am very sad now. A friend of mine dunwan to friend me alrd. i know her for six years alrd. since sec 2, when she was white white round round short short. never did i look down on her. although she W W R R S S, which is W2R2S2, i still make friend with her. Now, she dunwan to friend me. i say hi to her, she say hi ur head. i say hello she say i crazy. she change alr la :(
hello WWRRSS friend, please be my friend. i wont say u round, white, and short. i wont say u swollen. i really wont. i am sorry, i really want u to be my friend. u are not round la.
hello friends of kuanee, if u see her, please ask her be my friend ok?
oh ya u all dunno how she look like hor. i show u all her pic la.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hello Time, can you stop crawling and run instead?
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.
Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.
Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.
Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?
Time, you need to reflect.
Time, u made my friend angry.
Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.
Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.
Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.
Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
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Friday, March 12, 2010
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Tan Kuan Ee
Blk 335 Sembawang Close
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Singapore 750335
5 March 2010
Guan Yin Ma/Tua Bei Gong/Cai Shen Ye/Jesus/Any God
Blk Heaven
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Universe 888-Heaven
Dear Sir/Madam,
Complaint on having a Sad Life
I am writing to letter to complain about the current life i have. If you see this letter, please do not end my life yet, i still dont want to die. However, i hope you can do something to change this sad life. I will sincerely thank you for that. But, i will also blame you for your inefficient services.
On 8 Feb 1990, my sad life started. After year 2007, my life became worse.
Some suggestions for you,
- Please let this 8 weeks of attachment pass as fast as possible just like the speed of light or sound or anything that is faster.
- Please let me have a better brain.
- Please give me more money.
- Please grant me my birthday wish. ( hehe dunwan tell u all leh)
- Please let people who deserved to die, to die.
- Please meet me in person to discuss more. Perhaps we can come up with a 5 year plan.
Thank you for your time reading this letter.
Your faithfully,
Tan Kuan Ee
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