(11:46 PM) `KuanEe:
sighhhhh who bully u yianping ah

(11:47 PM) BrianChoO - im o:
how can she bully me when we haven chat for ages?lol

(11:48 PM) `KuanEe:
oh man u miss her right

(11:48 PM) BrianChoO - im o:
yes =)help me tell her that kLOLLL

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Tan Kuan Ee

Blk 335 Sembawang Close

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Singapore 750335

5 March 2010

Guan Yin Ma/Tua Bei Gong/Cai Shen Ye/Jesus/Any God

Blk Heaven

#1000000000000000000000000000000000001-888

Universe 888-Heaven

Dear Sir/Madam,

Complaint on having a Sad Life

I am writing to letter to complain about the current life i have. If you see this letter, please do not end my life yet, i still dont want to die. However, i hope you can do something to change this sad life. I will sincerely thank you for that. But, i will also blame you for your inefficient services.

On 8 Feb 1990, my sad life started. After year 2007, my life became worse.

Some suggestions for you,

1. Please let this 8 weeks of attachment pass as fast as possible just like the speed of light or sound or anything that is faster.
2. Please let me have a better brain.
3. Please give me more money.
4. Please grant me my birthday wish. ( hehe dunwan tell u all leh)
5. Please let people who deserved to die, to die.
6. Please meet me in person to discuss more. Perhaps we can come up with a 5 year plan.

Thank you for your time reading this letter.

Your faithfully,

Tan Kuan Ee

hi, 2 mins ago i just blogged. i think i shall blog again. sing u all a song ok.

ma li ki ta ra ya singapore bo laksa...... (eh shit i forget how to sing, sorry singapore, i still love you)

another song okkk this one i sure know.

ah one, ah two, ah one two three go! (techno version)

pee pee, pee pee pee, pee pee pee pee, pee pee...

pee pee happy birthday to you, pee pee pee, happy birthday to you, pee pee, happy birthday to youuuuuuu, peeeeeeeee pee pee pee peeeeee peee, happy birthday to you. PEE PEE PEE!!

wah i damn happy now. 4 more mins can go alrd. i must continue typing. so after i finish, i can leave straight away dont need think of what to do.

eh why i type so long the time still dunwan move. eh time, come on, just move man. i got to move it move it, you got to move it move it, we got to MOVE IT!

time! run faster!! i cheer for you. yi er san si wu liu qi, qi liu wu si san er yi, time time, jiayou jiayou jiayou. ok time to go. see you and good the bye.

hello everybodyyyyyy, hows life yo. 1 min ago i just blogged. i think i quite free. if not must be quite bored. what to do, this is life. what to blog abt lehhh. oh i rmb i got some peektures TEEHEEHEE.

oh man. i cannot bruetooth the peektures rehhs. muake moii turans. humphs.

25 mins more before i can leave. woohooooo.



Last friday i was too free, so... i drew this.


huans rittle tuu rittle hwee little indian, pour rittle bibe rittle sheeix rittle indian, zehven rittle egg rittle nai rittle indian, tent rittle indian boiss. kekex

hi i am here to blog for the second time today. this is how free i am.

i am fucking pissed off right now. i think you are made of plastic. you are fucking fake. please stop acting innocent and blur. it's not cute at all. it just make me fucking pissed off with you. i am not interesting in talking to you, so please keep your mouth shut. i am not interested in who you like and who you want. anyway, i think you have fucking poor taste. i am not interested in what shows you watched or whatever shit. i just think that you are fucking irritating.

Plastic: are we late alrd? (we had a 1hr15mins lunch. by right its only 45 mins)
KE: what you think?

then i ignore her. and she ask me another question.

Plastic: (there is a mosquito) is that a mosquito?
KE: duh, does that look like a tiger to you?

tmd. why am i attached in a company with this type of people. God, seriously you are not treating me very good. FML.

hihi i am bored. i think my legs quite long. teeheeheee.

oh man i think i bored until crazy alrd.

hi everyone. hows life.

i am currently having my internship and i am super sad about it. i got a sad life. tmr is the fifth day, which means end of first week. which also means i got 9 more weeks to go. which also means i got 45 more days to go. which also means 405 more hours to go. minutes and seconds i dunwan count. i will feel more sad.

come on, i need people to console me. u all want console me. please talk to me in msn. msg me to console me also can. email me also can. write letter also can. as long as u all console me can alrd. if u all read this alrd still dunwan console me u all is freaking no heart, then i dunwan friend u all alrd. sighhhhh.

anyway, my friend shimei spelling very good. i stay in sabawang and i everyday take train to harbonfront. shimei and shiyan really is sha sha fen bu qing chu. shiyan like to go wooland and she always like to go er rou (2nd floor).

sighhh life sucks. u all read alrd still dunwan console me ah? console me leh.

walao console la.

sigh.

life sucks

take drugs

kill me

pls

sighhh

hi everyone, i am having attachment right now and i am very bored. 4 hours and 3 mins more to go. life sucks.

can anyone tell me why my life sucks? please give me the correct ans. if u all can tell me why my life sucks i give u all present ok.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

cheesepie. what to do when you are bored? blog la stupid. arbo you got thing to read meh? kekex. i very fierce hor? i now is terrorist you all careful.

eh no feel blog alrd. byebye. kekekex i think i very cute.


aiya maybe i should blog.

KE: hello blog how are you?
Blog: okok lor. you leh?
KE: I tmd sian you know.
Blog: ya i know, u know how i know?
KE: how?
Blog: COS U JUST TOLD ME MA! STUPID
KE: NABEHHHH FUCK YOU!!!

tmd what i thinking kekex i think i crazy alrd. friends, pls come mental hospital and bai nian with me. dont bring oranges ok. i dont like. bring apples or grapes.


life is meaningful. life is colourful. my life is full of colours. nabeh! WHY SO COLOURFUL!!!

i think i need to find another group of friends. my previous clique half dead, half missing, sibei jialat.

gong xi kuanee.

hello!

kekex! very near very near. cheesepie..

ok nvm. happy lunar new year to everyone!

guan yin ma please bless me from above. if not i going meet you soon alrd. tua bei gong, please bless me also. help guan yin ma to bless me. i scared she not enough powers to help me cos this time really jialat + gg + ( any words you like ). marketing really is ji dan chao ya dan. wu gui wang ba dan.

TODAY, 8 FEB 2010, IS NOT A HAPPY DAY =(

DANGER!!

BEWARE!!!

STAY AWAY!!!!

THERE IS A BOMB IN YISHUN (source: yang lihui. ylihui@live.com.sg please ask her for more information). HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!! PLEASE MIGRATE IF YOU STILL WANT TO STAY ALIVE. AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. DONT THINK YOU ALL RUN FROM SINGAPORE TO USA THEN U ALL VERY SAFE OK. THIS BOMB IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS. YOU ALL NEED MIGRATE TO NORTHPOLE OR MAYBE MARS.

Today, lihui tell me her sister is 炸弹/bomb. Me is dont believe her. cos last time me is thought they look alike. but after she told me her sister is 炸弹/bomb, i went online and research. i went to goggle for yang lihui and yang shuhui. and..... I FINALLY REALISE I WAS WRONG! THEY DONT LOOK ALIKE!!!

results for the goggle:

yang lihui

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HOWEVER, no worries! lihui is got go for bomb vaccination. So... she says...... (the top right picture got error ok.. should be "the", not "he".

But lihui is an ass. i hope one day the bomb explode and she becomes... (see picture below)

ok. i should be studying right?

KuanEe: YA LAH THEN U STILL COME BLOG?!

Tua Bei Gong, can give me your handphone number or address? I need to have a heart to heart, xin to xin, face to face, lian to lian talk with you. Guan Yin Ma, if you see Tua Bei Gong, help me tell him i am looking for him ok? thanks. Sun Wu Kong, if you see Guan Yin Ma, help me ask her tell Tua Bei Gong i looking for her ok? Zhu Ba Jie, If u see Sun Wu Kong, ask him tell Guan Yin Ma that i am looking for Tua Bei Gong if he see her ok. Er Lang Shen, if u see Zhu Ba Jie, ask him tell Sun Wu Kong that i am looking for Tua Bei Gong if he see him ok?

ta ma de. what am i thinking. what am i typing. if u finish reading, u need to think what you are thinking also.

Hello people!

1 more week, which means 7 more days, which means 168 more hrs, which more 10080 minutes, which means 604800 seconds to my birthday. Remember to give present ok! teeheehee!

Byebye! \m/

WHY SINGAPORE SO MANY PU BORs AH?

Ya, i dont know what i really want. fuck _I_



want point also must point nice nice one. i went to search for this. hehe.

Sometimes, in life, we do not know what we actually want. Dont you agree?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YANG LIHUI. U ARE DAMN OLD ALRD. START WITH 2 ALRD. BUT NVM SINCE U LOOK LIKE 30, UR AGE CONSIDER QUITE YOUNG.

OK I RMB LAST TIME LIHUI IS XIAO QI DAO YAO SI DE WU GUI WANG BA DAN JI DAN CHAO YAO DAN. NOW, SHE BETTER ALRD LA. ERM OR IS IT I DONT CARE SO MUCH. OK DOESNT MATTER.

AFTER KNOW HER FOR DUNNO HOW MANY YEARSSS, ACTUALLY NOT ALOT OF YEARS ALSO..... SHE FINALLY FOUND ONE UNLUCKY GUY THAT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND HIS HAPPINESS TO BE WITH LIHUI. THE GUY IS JEFFREY. I THINK NVR SPELL WRONGLY LA. HEY JEFF, YOU ARE DAMN UNLUCKY. BUT NVM, YOU ENJOY CAN ALRD OK. TEEHEEHEE. PEACE. ANYWAY, U HAVE A KIND HEART. I CAN TELL.... HAHAHHAHAHA.

OKKKK. NOT IMPT ALRD. I LAZY BLOG ALRD. U ALL RMB OK. 3 WEEKS LTR IS MY BIRTHDAY. TMD IF U ALL READ THIS PART STILL DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GRAB THE NEAREST OBJECT AROUND YOU AND WHACK UR KU KU JIAO IF U ARE A GUY. IF GIRL, U ALL WHACK UR OWN HEAD. IF UNKNOWN, KILL YOURSELF. IF ALIEN, GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE. IF GOD, THEN OK NVM. IF GHOST, AIYA ALSO NVM I WILL SCARED. IF.... AIYA. NABEH FUCK OFF LA CHAO CHEE BYES KA NI NAS BANANA RAMBUTAN DURIAN CAKE.
(hope kuanee become damn rich, and..............)

What's the matter with gravity, why won't it make u fall for me?

Gravity, you suck!

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ask u all one qn. u all know leopard skin is made of what?

u all guess alrd then scroll down see ok? hehhehee. who nvr think but scroll down is wu gui wang ba dan. translate for u, turtle king 8 egg. kekex!











































































































































anyway, besides talking abt leopard skin, i shall tell u all smth.
you know what..... my mother also know Ris Low, she ish very hip one ok. U all know why she know Ris Low? Cos today i went home i saw leopard printzzz on my table!!
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the ans is above. leopard skin comes from banana skin! HAHAHAHAHAH not funny.

Saturday night went prawning with xings, thams and chiangs. kekex. me ish first time go prawning. ish berry eggcited. but after the prawning, me ish know that me ish scared of prawn. kekex i berry cute hor? i alsho think so. kekexzxzx.

ok. u all dont think we all noob. after one hour of prawning, we got 7 prawns ok. so u know how many prawns we caught alrd right? kekex! BUT U ALL WRONG WOR! we all only caught 2 prawns after 1 hour. u all dont think we is lousy ok. we ish dunwan catch finish all the prawns. teeheehee. got 5 prawns is one kind soul give us one. he must be can see that we ish noob. but nvm wor, thank you kind soul. but next time hope he dont so stupid alrd ok. kekex!

u all guess the first prawn who catch one ok? guess can alrd. guess alrd hor? ok i dunwan tell u is who. TEEHEEHEE. ok la ok la dont sad. i tell u all. xings caught the first prawn. then we ish happy lorz then they all take photo with the prawn. like minister give the bursary to top student hor? kekex so cute.

after that we figuring out how to take out the hook from the stupid prawn mouth. but then we like noob, we asked for help again. then got another kind soul come help us. the prawn actually is alive one. after the person help us, the prawn either paralyze or die alrd. The person so bad. he killed my beloved prawn. sobsobzxzx. dunno he ish helping us or he jealous we got prawn he dont have. teeheehee

then after 1 hr. we go bbq the prawn lor. we went to wash those 7 precious prawns. then we try to poke the satay stick into the prawn. but we scared. cos the prawn naughty la. anyhow jump. we tried to poke from the head to the ass. but we failed. then got another kind soul come teach us. say must poke from the ass to the head. so naughty hor that kind soul. he always poke his wife one. kekex. opps. soli soli. kekex.

then u see the pic below lor. we ish bbq the prawns. u all see the white thing above the prawns. kolina thams nvr eat b4 salt. so she add alot alot. she think salt free one. so she keep on adding. kekex. she cute horzxzxzx.
after bbq, we eat abit lor. cos very nan chi. kekex. then when we wanted to leave. we saw a gangster car. he parked his car infront of xings car. so we ish cannot leave lors. then got ppl make announcement ask him shift his car for like more than 10 times. but he still act gangster dunwan shift away. the driver either is deaf or dunno his own car de number lors. cheesepie horzxzx. humph. then we waited and waited. that cheesepie still dunwan come shift his car away. then got another few kind souls see we like idiots standing thr and waiting. they teach xings how to shift his car away from the very little space. kekex. xings so pro. i love xings xings. u all see the pic below. that one is the cheesepie gangster car. next time u all see this car must whack the driver ok.

after that, we ish go eat lor. not interesting olady la. dunwan blog liao. kekex today i type alot hor? teeheeeheeee so proud of myself

chiu all shee shee rook rook. she so rude. sigh

YianPing is a rude girl. she must be punished.

THE DIARY OF YIAN PING

-1st Jan 2007
when the clock struck 12, deep from my heart, i felt warmth and love. I knew he was the one. This will be a new journey but i am so happy to have someone with me. :D

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Today is the day i will never forget. I made the most painful and sickening decison of my life. I asked for us to go our separate ways. It hurts like as if my flesh was cut off from my body. I heard it, i heart it.... i heard the sound of my heart shattered into pieces.
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THE DIARY OF BRIAN
-1st jan 2007
On 31st dec, i already planned to make her mine. When the clock struck 12, i popped the golden question. Her answer immediately lifted me up to the moon, but like what ppl say, the higher u go, the harder u fall (i only realised how painful it was after i fell later on). I thought she was gonna be my wife, at that time, i thought it's her ... it's her... it's her... it's gotta be her!!!
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-4th feb 2008
All our memories came flashing back thru my mind :(. I smiled (despite facing a breakup). A bird flew past and dropped its poo on my head then i realised reality had struck me. it's over... its all over..... :'(

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. TEEHEEHEE.

OK FIRSTLY, HAPPY BELATED BD KOLINA. WENT TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY FOR HER. SHE DAMN HAPPY UNTIL HER FACE CRAMP. U ALL SEE U ALL SEE. I NVR BLUFF U.

OK YESTERDAY ME ISH GO COUNTDOWN WITH XINGHUI FREDERICK AND QINGWEN. WE FORM NEW CLIQUE ALRD. THE LOSERS CLIQUE. THE COUNTDOWN PARTY IS SIBEI SIBEI DE KAN PUA BO LIAO. WE ISH REACH THERE AND WAIT FOR AROUND 4 HOURS. JUST FOR THE " 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" PART. NABEH WE REALLY IS DAMN LOSER RIGHT. BUT THEN NVM GOT PERFORMANCE BY ALOT PEOPLE. ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE AIJIA. BUT YTD SHE IS SING THE BEST ALRD. TEEHEEHEE.

OH YA. THE CAMPUS SUPERSTAR ALSO GOT SING. THE GERALDINE SING THE XIAO JING TENG "WANG ZI DE XIN YI". SHE FORGET THE LYRICS MANY MANY TIMES. SHE SING UNTIL THE SONG ALMOST BECOME WANG ZI DE JIU YI OR WANG ZI MEI YOU CHUAN YI. HEHEHHEE SO FUNNY HOR. U ALL KNOW WHO IS GERALDINE BO. DUNNO AH I SHOW U. KEKEX.

THEN TODAY, 1ST JAN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE MEET AND WENT TO TOWN. THE LOSERS CLIQUE GOT 4 PPL ONE. BUT FREDERICK NVR COME. THEN WE BECAME THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. SO WE CHANGE NAME TO THE ULTIMATE LOSERS. WE CALL OURSELVES THE ULC (ULTIMATE LOSER CLIQUE). THEN WHEN WE REACH TOWN, THE KOREAN F4 GUY MEET US. HIS NAME IS LEE MIN HO. HE DAMN HANDSOME ONE. KEKEX. U ALL DUNNO WHO IS LEE MIN HO AH. I SHOW U ALL LA.

SEE. THEY LOOK ALIKE HOR. LIKE TWINS SIA. OK TEEHEEHEEE. THE ULTIMATE LOSER HERE DONT FEEL LIKE BLOGGING LIAO. BYEBYE

i am bored.





so i go facebook.





and go see see look look my friends profile.





then ended up in lihui's profile.





then i saw one pic.





then...............





then i..................





wah. then i ..................





then i go..............................





then i go re.................................





then i go research...............................





then i join the picture together...........................





then i think.....................................................................





then i think they look quite alike.........................................





lihui if u are reading this.................................................................





please remember we are bff....................................................................





bff means wont angry.........................................................................................





bff means u see see look look can alrd......................................................................





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i show u all now................................................................................................................................





please switch off ur mobile phones or switch it to slient mode..................................................





Alright.





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TEEHEEHEE

Cheesepie. Me is very the angry now. i msg 20 people wish them merry christmas, only 2 got reply. me is very sad. dunwan friend them alrd.

wo men jue jiao ba.

I just realise YingTing is a poor girl. After 19 years, she had not watch any movies before.

*Yingting. says (9:43 PM):
*HAAHAHA BTW U KNOW WHERE TO WATCH MOVIE?
*LOL


sighhhh. poor girl.

guan yin ma bo bi wa soon soon li li

god bless me.

EssFS ICA today. Study 2 chapters out of 3 chapters. This means i gave up studying one chapter. You know why?! cause there was this couple, quarrel opposite us. They distracted me! If not i die die also study finish 3 chapters one. They really is cheesepie.

Ok, back to them. They really pattern alot. Starting the black girl keep talk talk talk talk talk, then the yellow girl beside her like dont want care her. give her the "walao i damn sian can you please shut up" face. Then the black girl keep talk, dont care abt her. tskkk. Although i dont know what they talking, but their actions damn obvious is quarrel la. I like to see this type of things. Steady one. Then me and lihui, was down there lip reading and inferring what they were saying. After like 30 mins they finally stopped. the black girl give up, started to cry, then when closer to the yellow girl, then touch her. Like fun only. Then 10 more mins i want see them, they missing alrd. Think they ok alrd, then go NYP toilet do some business.

Oh, what black girl yellow girl right. nvm. i got picture show u. Yuhyang took it. he damn bastard.

Oh ya, both of them are girls. Although the yellow girl gone case, dont look like one even with long hair. Hope they dont quarrel again, if not my friend anyhow talk photo again, not very nice. hope they last long long. <3

wa ji zun si jin jia tired. but wa buay sai ke kun. wa mia lit wu ko chey. jin jia sian ah. an zua school ai wu ko chey leh? yi nang si xiu gong wen nang si sibei wu eng sibo? wa si jin jia pekcek ah. wa mia lit ai ke xio wa eh school liao. wahhh, eng hokkien lai brog hor, si sibei kang kor/diff-feet-kert ah. wa ji zun ai ga li gong, wa ai zao liao. good night

Hello i am back.

People, if you are polite, please tag and say hi to me too.

People, if you want to act cool and dont tag, fuck yourself!

People, i will blog again soon.

People, byebye.

WHY WHY TELL ME WHY? COS THE SKY SO HIGH. NI DE PI GU NA ME WAI.

HEHEHEHE.

NOTICE:

Name: Alvin Ee Zhong Beng

Height: 180 cm

Weight: 72 kg (earth), 12 kg (outer space)

Hobbies: Lying and travelling to outer space

Transport owned: UFO

Last seen on 28th Sept 2009

Please inform me if u see him. Dont bother calling or sms-ing him. Because it will take at least 3 hours to reply if you are lucky. and at least 1 day to reply if you are unlucky.

hello.

just to say hello.

bye.

hehe

moii now ishh cum here brog brog fur fun fun. hehex. moii rike dach tok tok euu all understand boh?

hehe. moii now ishh dunch know whach iee doing rahhs. moii ishh pek chek der worhxzx. today ishh a stewped dae. hehex. euus all huan know huais? becock hor..... aiyohs, moii now ishh dunch hweel rike saying ler. hehex. sorriex worhzxzx. ogay rahs.. tell euu all one secret ogays? the secret ishhh.... hehehex. moii dunch hweel rike saying again ler! huai iee will keep dunch feel rike saying arhs? moii mush be dunch rike euu! HEHEX!

moii ishhhhhhh shooo bored. moii ishhhhhh tamades sian worhzxz. moii now is..... sighhh. moii now say buai buai tuu euu all ler. buai buai airberyone. see euu soon soon. mishh euus all worhzxzx. hehes.

kian boon kor kor scold moii just now. moii now ishh bery shad. shad until want cry. korkor fierd fierd worhzxz.

dunch shee he cute cute then nort fierd. bruff derhs

kianboon says (10:55 PM):
LOL WTF !
fuck u la
kianboon says (10:56 PM):
change la cb !

sigh.

cheesepie my friend skinny before

blog or dont blog. dont blog or blog. then is blog or dont blog. then is dont blog or blog. irritating right. i feel so too. so, i shall blog! oh ya. tmr meet 7pm at northpoint b4 we go see brian lying inside a coffin.

Brian i miss you. i miss those times spent tog with you. although you always tag and scold me, but i know you care for me. hope u go hell dont suffer so much.

P.S wo ai ni XD

大家好，

他妈的。
她妈的。
它妈的。

他爸的。
她爸的。
它爸的。

再见