
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
OK I RMB LAST TIME LIHUI IS XIAO QI DAO YAO SI DE WU GUI WANG BA DAN JI DAN CHAO YAO DAN. NOW, SHE BETTER ALRD LA. ERM OR IS IT I DONT CARE SO MUCH. OK DOESNT MATTER.
AFTER KNOW HER FOR DUNNO HOW MANY YEARSSS, ACTUALLY NOT ALOT OF YEARS ALSO..... SHE FINALLY FOUND ONE UNLUCKY GUY THAT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND HIS HAPPINESS TO BE WITH LIHUI. THE GUY IS JEFFREY. I THINK NVR SPELL WRONGLY LA. HEY JEFF, YOU ARE DAMN UNLUCKY. BUT NVM, YOU ENJOY CAN ALRD OK. TEEHEEHEE. PEACE. ANYWAY, U HAVE A KIND HEART. I CAN TELL.... HAHAHHAHAHA.
OKKKK. NOT IMPT ALRD. I LAZY BLOG ALRD. U ALL RMB OK. 3 WEEKS LTR IS MY BIRTHDAY. TMD IF U ALL READ THIS PART STILL DUNNO WHAT TO DO, GRAB THE NEAREST OBJECT AROUND YOU AND WHACK UR KU KU JIAO IF U ARE A GUY. IF GIRL, U ALL WHACK UR OWN HEAD. IF UNKNOWN, KILL YOURSELF. IF ALIEN, GO BACK TO OUTER SPACE. IF GOD, THEN OK NVM. IF GHOST, AIYA ALSO NVM I WILL SCARED. IF.... AIYA. NABEH FUCK OFF LA CHAO CHEE BYES KA NI NAS BANANA RAMBUTAN DURIAN CAKE.
(hope kuanee become damn rich, and..............)
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
u all guess alrd then scroll down see ok? hehhehee. who nvr think but scroll down is wu gui wang ba dan. translate for u, turtle king 8 egg. kekex!
anyway, besides talking abt leopard skin, i shall tell u all smth.
you know what..... my mother also know Ris Low, she ish very hip one ok. U all know why she know Ris Low? Cos today i went home i saw leopard printzzz on my table!!
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the ans is above. leopard skin comes from banana skin! HAHAHAHAHAH not funny.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Saturday night went prawning with xings, thams and chiangs. kekex. me ish first time go prawning. ish berry eggcited. but after the prawning, me ish know that me ish scared of prawn. kekex i berry cute hor? i alsho think so. kekexzxzx.
ok. u all dont think we all noob. after one hour of prawning, we got 7 prawns ok. so u know how many prawns we caught alrd right? kekex! BUT U ALL WRONG WOR! we all only caught 2 prawns after 1 hour. u all dont think we is lousy ok. we ish dunwan catch finish all the prawns. teeheehee. got 5 prawns is one kind soul give us one. he must be can see that we ish noob. but nvm wor, thank you kind soul. but next time hope he dont so stupid alrd ok. kekex!
u all guess the first prawn who catch one ok? guess can alrd. guess alrd hor? ok i dunwan tell u is who. TEEHEEHEE. ok la ok la dont sad. i tell u all. xings caught the first prawn. then we ish happy lorz then they all take photo with the prawn. like minister give the bursary to top student hor? kekex so cute. 
after that we figuring out how to take out the hook from the stupid prawn mouth. but then we like noob, we asked for help again. then got another kind soul come help us. the prawn actually is alive one. after the person help us, the prawn either paralyze or die alrd. The person so bad. he killed my beloved prawn. sobsobzxzx. dunno he ish helping us or he jealous we got prawn he dont have. teeheehee 
then after 1 hr. we go bbq the prawn lor. we went to wash those 7 precious prawns. then we try to poke the satay stick into the prawn. but we scared. cos the prawn naughty la. anyhow jump. we tried to poke from the head to the ass. but we failed. then got another kind soul come teach us. say must poke from the ass to the head. so naughty hor that kind soul. he always poke his wife one. kekex. opps. soli soli. kekex.
then u see the pic below lor. we ish bbq the prawns. u all see the white thing above the prawns. kolina thams nvr eat b4 salt. so she add alot alot. she think salt free one. so she keep on adding. kekex. she cute horzxzxzx. 

after bbq, we eat abit lor. cos very nan chi. kekex. then when we wanted to leave. we saw a gangster car. he parked his car infront of xings car. so we ish cannot leave lors. then got ppl make announcement ask him shift his car for like more than 10 times. but he still act gangster dunwan shift away. the driver either is deaf or dunno his own car de number lors. cheesepie horzxzx. humph. then we waited and waited. that cheesepie still dunwan come shift his car away. then got another few kind souls see we like idiots standing thr and waiting. they teach xings how to shift his car away from the very little space. kekex. xings so pro. i love xings xings. u all see the pic below. that one is the cheesepie gangster car. next time u all see this car must whack the driver ok.

after that, we ish go eat lor. not interesting olady la. dunwan blog liao. kekex today i type alot hor? teeheeeheeee so proud of myself
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
THE DIARY OF YIAN PING
-1st Jan 2007
when the clock struck 12, deep from my heart, i felt warmth and love. I knew he was the one. This will be a new journey but i am so happy to have someone with me. :D
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-4th Feb 2008
Today is the day i will never forget. I made the most painful and sickening decison of my life. I asked for us to go our separate ways. It hurts like as if my flesh was cut off from my body. I heard it, i heart it.... i heard the sound of my heart shattered into pieces.
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THE DIARY OF BRIAN
-1st jan 2007
On 31st dec, i already planned to make her mine. When the clock struck 12, i popped the golden question. Her answer immediately lifted me up to the moon, but like what ppl say, the higher u go, the harder u fall (i only realised how painful it was after i fell later on). I thought she was gonna be my wife, at that time, i thought it's her ... it's her... it's her... it's gotta be her!!!
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-4th feb 2008
All our memories came flashing back thru my mind :(. I smiled (despite facing a breakup). A bird flew past and dropped its poo on my head then i realised reality had struck me. it's over... its all over..... :'(
Friday, January 1, 2010



SEE. THEY LOOK ALIKE HOR. LIKE TWINS SIA. OK TEEHEEHEEE. THE ULTIMATE LOSER HERE DONT FEEL LIKE BLOGGING LIAO. BYEBYE
Thursday, December 31, 2009
so i go facebook.
and go see see look look my friends profile.
then ended up in lihui's profile.
then i saw one pic.
then...............
then i..................
wah. then i ..................
then i go..............................
then i go re.................................
then i go research...............................
then i join the picture together...........................
then i think.....................................................................
then i think they look quite alike.........................................
lihui if u are reading this.................................................................
please remember we are bff....................................................................
bff means wont angry.........................................................................................
bff means u see see look look can alrd......................................................................
ok..............................................................................................................................................
i show u all now................................................................................................................................
please switch off ur mobile phones or switch it to slient mode..................................................
Alright.
Coming soon.......
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TEEHEEHEE
Friday, December 25, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Oh ya, both of them are girls. Although the yellow girl gone case, dont look like one even with long hair. Hope they dont quarrel again, if not my friend anyhow talk photo again, not very nice. hope they last long long. <3
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009

Name: Alvin Ee Zhong Beng
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 72 kg (earth), 12 kg (outer space)
Hobbies: Lying and travelling to outer space
Transport owned: UFO
Last seen on 28th Sept 2009
Please inform me if u see him. Dont bother calling or sms-ing him. Because it will take at least 3 hours to reply if you are lucky. and at least 1 day to reply if you are unlucky.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
hehe
hehe. moii now ishh dunch know whach iee doing rahhs. moii ishh pek chek der worhxzx. today ishh a stewped dae. hehex. euus all huan know huais? becock hor..... aiyohs, moii now ishh dunch hweel rike saying ler. hehex. sorriex worhzxzx. ogay rahs.. tell euu all one secret ogays? the secret ishhh.... hehehex. moii dunch hweel rike saying again ler! huai iee will keep dunch feel rike saying arhs? moii mush be dunch rike euu! HEHEX!
moii ishhhhhhh shooo bored. moii ishhhhhh tamades sian worhzxz. moii now is..... sighhh. moii now say buai buai tuu euu all ler. buai buai airberyone. see euu soon soon. mishh euus all worhzxzx. hehes.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Brian i miss you. i miss those times spent tog with you. although you always tag and scold me, but i know you care for me. hope u go hell dont suffer so much.
P.S wo ai ni XD
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Good bye =(
tink i dying liao
u all all get ready to come eat my curry chicken
lol
btw, he is coughing out blood.
So friends, let's meet 7pm next friday at north point, before setting off to 174 for some curry chicken. Eh. Remember not to eat your dinner first. If not waste money, cause need to pay "bai jin".
PS: i will miss you my friend.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Lihui (: said (11:10 PM):
i now eating macau egg tart..NICE SIAAAA
omgg omg
HAHAH
Lihui: sian.. i want to eat......
Lihui: hehehe! i am so happy after eating! =DThursday, July 9, 2009
i really is tmd bu shuang.
why he tmd stare at me so long?
he tmd eyes got problem ah.
he tmd want fight is it.
he tmd make me tmd unhappy.
he tmd think i tmd scared him.
he tmd want fight say la.
he tmd need like that stare me.
he tmd think i tmd is model or what mehhh.
he tmd stand there stare at me so long.
he tmd think he sir stamford raffles meh.
he tmd really is make me tmd angry.
Stare so long he tmd dont want to talk.
he tmd think he tmd cool meh?
he tmd make me stare at him also.
den we tmd stare at each other dont want talk.
den we tmd u stare me i stare u.
den we tmd stare each other
den i tmd ask him dont run and wait for me
den i tmd take a pic of him
if u all see him pls help me to tmd whack him
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
a lot of things to say...
to listen pls download from this url. lazy to type.
www.recording.com/KE287105.wma
ok. say finish alrd.
BYEBYE.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
show show show
Saturday, May 30, 2009
last week i was promoting famous amos cookies to YingTing. After promoting to her, i realised that i am a good sales person. you must be thinking that i am just kidding. kid ur head. i am very serious. show u all.
KE : HELLO. the cookies i sell nicer. buy 99gm got 1 gm free leh! want buy or not!
YT : erm got what flavours ah?
KE : Acually only got chocolate chip. but can choose with nuts or without nuts. LOL
very nice one! eat the cookies got mei rong effect
eat liao u become next jolin or singapore next top model
YT : wow. isit!? omg. what else are you selling btw?
KE : ya la! eat liao u sure become NYP xiao hua. you buy right, i ask the guy (showchoo) in my d/p to give u his signature
YT : WOW!? xiao hua? really anot? dont cheat my feelings okay. that guy in ur d/p isit SHOW CHOO!??? OMGOMG, he is so cute wor. really will get his signature?
KE : ya la. really. the cookies are made with special formula. L.O.V.E. that's why eat alrd sure pretty.
KE : YA. HE IS DING DING DA MING DE SHOW CHOO. not everyone can get his signature ok. ppl need to queue for 1 month to see him, 2 months for his signature. YOU DONT NEED
YT : L.O.V.E? that formula can make ppl pretty? then all the mei rong yuan all need to close down le right? these cookies is so evil. make ppl jobless. how can i buy them if they r so evil omg can i have a meet n greet session with SHOW CHOO instead of jus getting his signature???
KE : LOL. YES. L.O.V.E. really can make ppl pretty one. mei rong yuan diff. they dont have L.O.V.E and they charge ppl higher price! my cookies 8plus eat liao can become miss singapore. so u shld buy!!!
KE : can can! i can arrange for u. want go his house also can!
YT : when will i see the effects of the cookies? but cookies contain alot of carbohydrates,carbohydrates = FATS if you nv use it. does your offer any sliming packages that comes with the cookies?
YT : Wow can even go his hse!? dont cheat my feelings okay.isit he a busy man?
KE : errr. 1 week can see alrd. u wont even recognise urself when u look at the mirror! nope. our cookies are FAT FREE. eat alrd confirm wont fat. if suay suay become fat, we have our private instructor to help u slim down. our instructor has won all types of awards. he is brianchoo.
KE : ya can go his hse. he is a busy man. but he can still spare some time for u!
YT : Really? but what if my parents dont recognise me and disown me???? i dont want this to happen. wow private instructor!? brian choo?? is he fit and handsome!? wow. it seems like buying ur cookies will brings me alot of benefits.
YT : spare some time jus for me? wow that is really nice. i really like ur service.
KE : wont la. ur parents will be damn happy. their daughter become so pretty. if they dont believe can go take DNA test. YES PRIVATE INSTRUCTOR. he is DAMN fit and DAMN handsome la. alot of girls die at his hands.
KE : YES LOTS OF BENEFITS. dont buy sure regret la!
YT : then i better dont buy frm you le. i dont wanna die so young. bye. i go buy frm jessamine. thanks for yr info
The conv just ended so suddenly. LOL
want point also must point nice nice one. i went to search for this. hehe.












