Sian.. my friend keep say i mint.

why ah? i think i not mint leh.

i think i sweet.

hor?

harlox.

show u all smth.

me is stare at this screen for like half an hour already. but i dont know how to start. this is getting so cheesepie. last week of attachment = reportsssss. really is egg fry duck egg.

hello you all good (你们好). teeheeheee.

i changing my name already. although kuanee sounds cool, nice, charming and boomz. but then i changing to a more boomz one. from today onwards, u all can call me Emotional Tan. or can call me 陈伤心。 or full name is call Emotional Tan Shang Xin. I got a nickname. It's call sibei. so u all can call me, sibei Emotional Tan Shang Xin.

remember ok!

hello.

The post regarding me having zha bor peng you is kidding one. those clever people who believed me = tsk tsk.

ok. i am sad.

byebye.

i remembered last time i spam one of my friends around 200 sms, and it took me around 20 to 30 mins. today i spammed miss ong ying ting, 315 sms, and it took me like..... 1 min. oh man....

Yingting. says (11:16 PM):
I GO OFF LIAO. SAY BYEBYE, YOU ASS

KuanEe why ah why says (11:16 PM):
LOL
BYEBYE, YOU ASS

i

finally

got

girlfriend

alreadyyyyyy.

teeheeheeeeeeee.

she

finally

agreed

after

so long......

tee
hee
heeeeee

thank
you

to

my

friends

for

your

wishes.

teeheeheee...


but cannot tell you all is who. kekex!

=D

harlox. now ishh five pee em. although moii ish juz brog like 2 mee neats aghost, but iee really ish sheebei sheebei de bo riaos.

huat shoot iee brog a bao reh??? (ok la for those low iq one like rihuix, i think u all dont understand. i saying "what should i blog about leh).

tudae ish duidaes, means iee left 8 mu-orh daes furr mu-ai attachment rehhs. kekex. me ish eggcited naos. butttttttt den horsssss, whiee the time ishh still pu-ask sho slowri huhs?

moii ish eggcited for attachment tuu ends, but not eggcited furr skool tuu starts rehs. HOW AH HOW!!!


ok... i type until want whack myself alrd. type that few sentences waste my 15 mins. you know why i want whack myself?

i know u know. u know i know. i know you know i know. u know i know u know. i know u know i know u know. u know i know u know i know. ok know ur ass la. tmd. byebye la

today, i was given a very challenging task to do by my supervisor. i see the task i stunned there for 10 mins. Looking at the machine. Thinking how to operate that god damn machine. i look left look right look up look down look front look back, still dont know how to operate.

Then i decided to take risk. i put the documents inside, and anyhow press. then still cannot work. then i angry. u know i angry that time damn fierce one. i tell the machine, if you dont want work, i let u talk to my pink little dragon on my back. then i type in the user id, and press one button. THEN THE MACHINE STARTED WORKING. yuan lai the machine is scared of my dragon.

ok laaa. i actually not very fierce one. u all know what's the task that i was given? so easy u all also dont know. is photocopy documents lor. u all dont laugh laugh say i dont know how to use the simple machine ok... teeheeheeee

I got a cheesepie laptop. the cheesepie charger dont want to work properly. Then i ended adjusting the cheesepie wire for like 15 mins. then i see hope, finally got light. means can use. but then i need take the cheesepie wire up. if i put the cheesepie wire down, cannot work.

UH HUH!!!! then the smart me, went to take something.... and i fixed the cheesepie wire!!

Yingting. said (12:00 AM):

I GO OFF LIAO



KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):

GAHAHAOKOK



Yingting. said (12:00 AM):

SAY BYEBYE ASS



KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):

GOODNIGHT

BYEBYE ASS

SAY ALR

LOL!



Yingting. said (12:00 AM):GDNIGHT BYEEEEEEEE







why my friend so cute. she ask me call her ass leh. really is stupid ass. teeeee-asss-kae. tsktsk..

cheesepie. why is it always raining like there is no tomorrow when i am about to leave the cheeseyyypie company?

yu yu zou kai... gai tian zai lai...

rain rain go away... come again another day.

TGIF. Thank gastric it's friday.

My gastric also damn happy and excited that today is friday. so, he decided to give me some excitement and entertainment. i love u gastric. if you continue to give me excitement and entertainment, i will take a knife and stab you. Dont make me angry, i very fierce one ok. When i fierce, i also scared of myself. So, Gastric you better be smart. If not i let you talk to my tattoo, my small little pink dragon behind me.

Teeheeheee. Good the Bye.

sian. school starting soon.



hope i can maintain this result.

cheesepie my 2 friends took mc then pon paper. then took alternative paper. both lihui and yuhyang got distinction for the business law paper. sigh. i ish jealous.





























































































































































D for Distinction.




















































sigh.. why ah whyyyy

i think my life sucks. after reading yianping's blog post abt 9 deadly words used by women, i then realised.......

my ex-girlfriend is always scolding me F-you. SIGH!

Hello. If you all nothing do can go link desmond from my blog. i think quite funny. the ghost thing and the ninja maid or what sai one.

ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.

i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3

ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.

(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)

ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.

ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.

They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.

sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(

i need a life. i need a life i need a life.