Hokkien videos.

During TEP i was damn bored. We are supposed to decorate some things for a mini roadshow. so.... i did some art.

pu pop.. pu pop.. pu pop pu pop.. pu pop pu pop pu pop.. pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop.. pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop pu pop..




guess what is this? look below for ans..














































































































































































































































































































































































































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dont want tell you.

My holidays just ended and i am very sad. TEP sucks..

hello everyone.

picture picture on the blog, tell me who brian likes.

Do you recognise them? which one nicer?

show

happy birthday showchoo! wish u more and more famous. more famous than famous amos!

hello people. who want sign new cable tv or maxonline please sms 82224016. got promotion wor. other people dun have, only u have. say come my blog see one got additional 10cents discount. erm.. if u all think that's not enough, after you sign up for it, u can pm me in msn. i will sacrifice myself for 1 day to chat with you. also other people dun have, only u have. good deal rite? dun miss it. only valid for 1st 500 customers! while stocks last!

my new bear bear wor. Tabby!

wa ai jia Nyonya food.
i want to eat Nyonya food.
wo yao chi Nyonya food.
aku makan Nyonya food.
amp pu neh neh ba li cum bang ga li eat Nyonya food.

Kia lit wa ai yong hokkien lai bulog (blog).
Tat pi wa eh hokkien bo si mi ho la. Ah shuo yin neh, wa bulog deh deh ka na wo eh pang you, aiwei ar ni kuan.

kia lit wa eh zai wa eh result liao. ka na si buay pai lehh. hit eh nyp o teng, gao diam message wa. cha si lang. hai wo bo si mi kun tio. jin jin jin jin jin angry leh.

Kia lit wa ki o driving. Teh si eh lesson liao. Wa jin happy yin wei kia lit o go stun (reverse). Aiya. Wa type until jin tu lan liao. tao jin tia liao. Wa mai yong hokkien lai bulog liao. Zai jian la. Byebye la.

see the 我要快乐 and 真实. i see her sing i really is no 快乐. if dun see her sing still ok. see her sing i really is "我要痛苦". still got the 真实. no 真实 la. only 真实 is she 142cm. hope she tmr wake up become 42 cm.

Harlox. ieex am here tu brog. show euu all a pledge. but ieex norh gangster worhx.

我们是三三五流氓，不分身高，年龄，和体重，为了保护世界和平，我们只打好人，不打坏人。只偷钱，不抢劫。前进吧三三五流氓，前进吧三三五流氓!


still gorh smth. hehex.

I wanted to take a cheesecake and smash on Yian Ping's face. But after considering , i think its not a good idea. Do u guys know why?? Let's guess..














Cos it will becomes moon cake with cheese flavour. HAHAH




this post ishh just to refresh my memory worrr. hehex.

hello! i am here to blog! hahahaha. today i am going to blog abt...... abt...... abt..... lihui!

lihui was once a polite and innocent girl. u all confirm dun believe me cos i dun really believe myself also. but i saw a picture of her in my comp and i have no choice but to believe it.


see. i didnt lie to u all right.
but recently, lihui changed a lot a lot a lot and a lot a lot a lot. now she has become fierce and rude.



why i say she change a lot? BECAUSE...

She scold vulgarities.
She take drugs.
She look down on us and say us low class cos we brought ice cream from "qi - shiyi".
She bluff us.
She say we disgusting. (u all also know i so adorable, whr will disgusting)

tsktsk. bad girl wor.

today when i wake up i open my eyes. cos wake up alrd ma. must open eyes. then i closed my eyes and open again. cos blink ma. hahahaha. den i went to brush my teeth. i start from center den left den right. den right left left right center down up up down. doctor say must lidat brush. if not jiu not clean. hahaha. after that i went to bathe. guess which part i started with. u guess correct/wrong i also dunwan tell u. private. den after that i had my lunch. guess what time i eat. after 12 lor cos is lunch ma. den after lunch guess what i do. i also forget what i do cos i nth to do jiu do nth so cant rmb what i do due to not doing anything. after that i rmb i eat dinner. den watch tv. den while watching tv i eat a lot a lot of things. going fat alrd. i dunwan be brian pls dun let me be brian cos i dunwan be brian and brian not good to be. i dunwan be brian cos he abit swollen. opps. nvm. since we good frens i know he dun mind if he mind u all see my tagboard he going scold me or my parents. he very rude totally opposite from me. ok why talk abt him i dunno. i forget i jus now say till whr alrd. i shall stop here cos i forget whr i say until before talking abt brian. all brian's fault. ok byebye.

INTRODUCING MY FRIEND.... MR MUSCLE!!!!!!



HE IS SINGLE AND AVAILABLE. TAG ME TO FIND OUT MORE ABT HIM!

EEYER YIANPING ACT CUTE



YIANPING____ [我最爱最爱的你] says (11:44 PM):
moii osho dunchh lykee euus.

i wrote this for my friend.

大圆，阿宝和阿文是好朋友也是同班同学。有一天，在其中一棠的数学课，陈老师给了他们一个难题。

陈老师说，“今天。。。。 今天。。。。 今天啊。。。 今天就是today。Today 就是今天。 哈哈。你们懂吗？好啦！不好笑。今天我要你们一人想出一个数学题给老师。老师要把你们想的问题放在下一个ICA里。”
阿宝和阿文听到老师说的话就嘴巴开开。 他们立刻说，“老猪！啊。。。 是老师。老师！你起笑吗？！ 你是老师，你要我们帮你想？！”

大圆听了站在一旁开始哈哈大笑。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！老师！我会我会！选我选我！

陈老师：“！！！ 好吧。你说.”

大圆：这是一个equation。大圆爱 = 阿宝和阿文剪掉两个‘阿’。请找出“大圆爱”的答案，并加答案大声地说出来。

陈老师：非常好！你们要跟他多多学习！

went to Winson Ho (PEM) house today! cool wor! We played mahjong and i get to eat 2 bd cakes thr. HAHAHA. Thanks to FE classmates (although they wont see it ._.). They gave me a super big present and i carried it all the way from bishan to clementi and from clementi to sembawang. like cute only. want see my present or not? say pls den i show u...
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tell u say pls liao still dunwan say. u dunwan say. i dunwan show leh.
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You all still scroll down think i will show rite. i pian pian dunwan.
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aiya. show u la. who ask me what also bad. except got a good heart =D

Happy Birthday KE

Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to KuanEe, Happy birthday to me. HOHOHOHO. ok. i zi high.

Today went out to eat steamboat with JGB, moon and hor (lao hor, Aiwei). After that they came my hse worr. Aiwei wear nice nice come my hse bai nian worr. her socks still got 一粒一粒，colourful colourful 的 wor! 几美一下的啦。 After that we play mahjong for awhile wor (nvr play money. see my face know i dun gamble).

hehehe. after that...... dun tell u liao. secret.



happy happy wor.


I wish...... secret. CANNOT SAY LA

i dunno why she scold me idiot

wei: WOO!! BARACK!! says (1:24 AM):
u guess what is obama father name
KuanEe says kill me pls. thanks says (1:25 AM):
i noe!
osama!
wei: WOO!! BARACK!! says (1:25 AM):
HAHA!!!!!!!
U DAMN LAME LAH
IDIOT

Happy 19th Birthday Lihui! (Old liao)

(see what see. Old got wrong ah. see somemore i take shoe throw u!)

Econs and POM are fighting over my time. 真是讨厌！
who shall i choose?
Econs is sweet and loving while POM is fun and exciting. HMMM................

i was in school for 13.5 hours. -.-

hello friends. kill me pls. shoot me in the head. thanks.

P
R
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J
E
C
T
S
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I think my drawing improve alrd. last time i tried to draw this bird. but den it turned out to be some monster. at least it looks like a bird now. HAHA

LOST

Take a look at this pic! Lihui stole Aiwei's tail. Aiwei is now a tail-less tiger, not fierce alrd.

HULK!

Ytd we went to Vernice house for her birthday party wor! Like dunno how many thousand years we finally gathered tog again. PICTURES!









Look at the person. She is very fierce. Ytd she suddenly turned green and became YIANPING THE HULK! (see the next picture)


this is yianping + hulk. DON'T MESS WITH HER! ROAR..

Hello Hello. Long time never blog liao wor. Shall post some pictures worrr.

还我鸡汤！！

要刹猪吗？！

3inch so lame

she disturb me when i was studying for econs.

(9:17 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know lo
(9:17 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: LOL
(9:17 PM) KuanEe : i know u know lo
(9:17 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: yea
(9:17 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know
(9:17 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know lo.
(9:18 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know lo
(9:18 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(9:18 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know lo
(9:19 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(9:19 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know lo.
(9:19 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(9:19 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know lo
(9:20 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(9:20 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know lo
(9:20 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(9:28 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know lo

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(9:56 PM) KuanEe : i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know lo
(10:00 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know i know u know
(10:00 PM) KuanEe : U LOSE
(10:00 PM) KuanEe : U FORGET ADD LO
(10:00 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: TMD!!!!
(10:00 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: i forgot add i know lo
(10:00 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: shit u
(10:00 PM) KuanEe : HAHAHAHAHAHA
(10:00 PM) Fourteen Dragonf: LOL
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(10:00 PM) KuanEe : U LOSE!

talented

tsktsk!

(8:57 PM) KuanEe : LOL. u see lihui. going 19 soon. old woman
(8:58 PM) HO AI WEI: shhhh: HAHA! 女孩儿18一朵花
(8:58 PM) KuanEe : ya.
(8:58 PM) KuanEe : her hua xie liao
(8:59 PM) HO AI WEI: shhhh: LOL.. ya become black colour those liao
(8:59 PM) KuanEe : sia la
(8:59 PM) KuanEe : hei mei gui

This is the current lihui.


This is lihui after her birthday.


EHH! Enci, if u happen to see this... i am not trying to say u ok!!!

Bored!

I was bored during my management lesson. So i decided to draw using my laptop!





Actually, i wanted to draw powerpuff girls. But after trying, it become powerpuff housefly. SO, i deleted it!

YianPing so lame

(3:56 PM) KuanEe : shit u
(3:58 PM) YIANPING____: shit u back
(4:02 PM) KuanEe : shit u back again
(4:02 PM) YIANPING____: i'll block
(4:02 PM) YIANPING____: and it bounces back to u
(4:02 PM) KuanEe : i siam
(4:02 PM) KuanEe : and u miss!
(4:03 PM) YIANPING____: i did it again and this time i hit u
(4:03 PM) KuanEe : this time i block
(4:03 PM) KuanEe : and i grab u and throw at ur face
(4:04 PM) YIAM) YIANPING____: haha
(4:04 PMNPING____: den i squart down and u hit the wall-missed
(4:04 P) YIANPING____: lame la!

Chocolate

today i saw 1 of my fav chocolate. i decided to take a photo.



It's kinder surprise! After awhile, gene decided to buy 1 for me. This is the egg she bought for me.



WANT SEE THE TOY ANOT. EXCITED RITE!!



The toy not nice de. shit the toy.

MONEY come to ME!

?

Let me 1st show u guys a pic!



Let me ask u, why cant lihui apply the same make up as him/her??
When u all think of the ans den scroll down ok!




























She will look like this............... (because of her round face)

Random

Hello!


Fourteen Dragonflys ___ ["Liyun!!"] said:
idiot
KuanEe says he love to study!! said:
wings hard liao lor
KuanEe says he love to study!! said:
scold ppl liao lor
*
Fourteen Dragonflys ___ ["Liyun!!"] says (11:38 PM):
i finding my file la
KuanEe says he love to study!! says (11:39 PM):
oh. so when u finding ur file u nid scold ppl idiot




Next time if u are finding things when chatting with frens online, u just say "idiot". They will know that u are finding ur things

Friday!

Oh yes! It's friday and it means no school tmr! LETS CELEBRATE. (erm. how to celebrate? i dunno how to celebrate. ok. i think dun celebrate. ok. set.) Anyway, nothing much this week as there is no tutorials.
Oh ya, let me share smth with u guys. I got a fren who has wonderful bed. When it's 3am, the bed will auto enlarge and become very very very VERY BIG. BUT guess what? when it's 2am, it's VERY VERY scary as the bed will call her name! omg!

(1:32 AM) prisgoh. ;:
2am the bed will call my name
(1:32 AM) KuanEe:
den i think u must run away!!
(1:32 AM) prisgoh. ;:
LOL !
(1:32 AM) KuanEe:
IF 1 DAYY MY BED LIDAT
(1:32 AM) KuanEe:
I RUN OUT!

DO U GUYS HAVE SUCH A BED?!

Super bored!

长时不看, long time no see!

Nowadays really is super bored. Bored until i play pingpong, kill ants, hit balloon, park car and many many many more. U all confirm dun believe i can play pingpong rite! i even got the champion ok! show u all. For your information, i joined the Sembawang Table Tennis Competition. I will be playing against Li Jia Wei tomorrow at 10am. WANT TO SEE ANOT? ON TV AH TMR! 10am channel 67!

Hot Shot

I saw a poster of 篮球火under my block just now! I show u all ok!!

Shit Shit Shit. Yesterday i only had 1 hour of sleep. I went to bed at around 4 but managed to sleep after 6! So shit rite? I failed to pei yang feelings with "Sleep". Perhaps she dun like me? (WHY YOU DUN LIKE ME?! PLS LOVE ME OK!)

Early morning my mum wake me up and ask me eat youtiao. Oh yes. YianPing, I ate youtiao alrd! After that went to prepare to meet Gene to T3. I did an experiment at the foodcourt! I went to buy Mentos and coffee. After adding them together i discovered that Mentos can absorb coffee!! DUN BELIEVE?! SEE!

I shall teach you guys maths ok! This is Mentos. We shall call it (X)
This is a cup of coffee. We shall call it (Y).

So...... Firstly, u take (X)+(Y)

Answer: (Y) inside of (X)