Since i am free... i think i should blog! today is a special day.... yea special day. (faster ask me why). COS I REACH HOME AT LIKE ARD 1PLUS today! omg it has been such a pucking long time since i reach home at this timing. well.... although i reach home at this timing, i still got no life! i am facing my pucking laptop and thinking what should i pucking do to pucking kill time!

today is also a special day because there is concert in NYP. mai siao siao hor! Today is NYP 无法无天 concert. mai siao siao, they is want open concert fight with luo zhi xiang. but i think they really fail to the max. fail until they should dig a hole and hide inside. Anyway, the NYP 无法无天 concert right, got a lot of singers come! all damn famous one ok! let me intro the singers to u!

First group, 2morrow! u all know taiwan that twins? ya twins, means they look the same one. u know right? like u look like me i look like u like that. u all know hor? BUT SHIT!! i forget to take a pic of them. i was just toooooo focus listening to them singing. anyway, they sing "dao dai" by Jolin. i think if Jolin were to hear to sing, she sure find 100000 lawyers and sue them deep deep. sue them until they jialat, gaolat and gg.

i know u all damn sad cos u all cannot see their pic. so i went to google it for u. i am damn shocked that i can manage to find their pic. they are so famous. oh man.

2nd group, Fahrenheit + S.H.E

This group abit better than 2morrow. they sing A LITTLE BIT better than 2morrow. i saw one member from Fahrenheit trying to imitate jay chou when singing. He looked damn irritating. i feel like throwing my burgerrr at him just now. DONT WORRY, THIS GROUP I GOT TAKE PICS. I SHOW U ALL!!

(come on everybody, sing along with me~~~)

The 3rd group, Twins. u all know the hongkong that group? the twins. ya! twins. one of them got take pic with Edison one. Ya!! chen guan xi!! ya! she take pic with him before, u know.... shame shame.

They ish sing the, xia yi ge tian liang. i listen alr i is scared tmr my tian wont liang. oh man.

actually there was supposed to be another girl beside this girl. But she like one plasma TV. so she totally block the other girl. i think she need to slim down alr. if not next time she take train cannot squeeze thru the door. oh ya... anyway, i saw this girl in sch 3 times alr. she wear the same dress. maybe she think this dress damn nice. if not maybe she buy 7 sets of this dress. so she can wear it like uniform. teeheeheee.

ok la. i think cannot tell u all more abt the concert alr. if not nyp going sue me alrd.

omg. lihui got untrimmed chest. omg.... hairy girl sia!

KuanEe; says (11:09 PM):

omg sia u

untrimmed chest. eeyerrrr

Lihui yang. says (11:09 PM):

hur hur

i like

HAHAHA

i got a very bad friend. i was chatting with cindy, and i copied part of her conv to show lihui. purpose of showing lihui is to tell her how lame cindy is. but end up i realised lihui is a bad girl x 12378139718273132123.

ok we were discussing abt her secondary school. and she asked to guess.

Cindy ♥ says (1:58 AM):

*its super cool

*Check it out yourself!

*Haha

*ok

*give u clue.

Cindy ♥ says (1:59 AM):

*my sch beside got one shell petrol station

*biggest clue

*Haha

KuanEe; life sucks says (1:59 AM):

*LOL!

*fuck u!

Cindy ♥ says (1:59 AM):

*

KuanEe; life sucks says (1:59 AM):

*my sch beside still got 7 11

*got many trees also

*u guess what sch la

*LOL

Cindy ♥ says (1:59 AM):

*eh same leh.

*my sch outside got bus stop also

*got road.

KuanEe; life sucks says (1:59 AM):

*sia la

Cindy ♥ says (1:59 AM):

*got many cars

KuanEe; life sucks says (2:00 AM):

*my one also sia

*my sch still got alot ppl leh

Cindy ♥ says (2:00 AM):

*waaa. really?

*yeah lor.

*a lot of teachers also!

KuanEe; life sucks says (2:00 AM):

*wah!

Cindy ♥ says (2:00 AM):

*got canteen also. OMG

KuanEe; life sucks says (2:00 AM):

*got 2 principals also!

Cindy ♥ says (2:00 AM):

*no leh

*mine got one princpal

(this is what i showed lihui) then i told lihui.....

she also welly lame

Lihui yang. says (2:02 AM):

whahaha

who is that cindy?

lol

so stupid

Hello, long time no see.

I was talking to Jonathan regarding some project stuff and we ended talking rubbish. He asked to do something, which is like impossible.

-jon- [

????

] says (11:50 PM):

HAHA!

or you can just eat shimei! She got enough fats for you liao :D

KuanEe; says (11:51 PM):

cannot. eat shimei will die. dunno how to finish her. its like trying to eat an elephant.

its impossible

i think i can be rapper. yoyoyo.

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:39 AM):

*= =

*ke

*i very sianz

*entertain me la

*lol

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:39 AM):

*whyyyyy

*ok entertain u awhile

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:39 AM):

*HAHAHAA

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:39 AM):

*see i give u face

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:39 AM):

*not bad

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:39 AM):

*see u no face i give u face

*so u better give me face

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:39 AM):

*u r having attahcment huh?

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:39 AM):

*when i need face

*understand?

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:39 AM):

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*WTH

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:39 AM):

*if not i make u no face

*den u wan face i also dunwan give u face

*now i give u face u better appreicate it

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:40 AM):

*arbo next time i dunwan give u face u dun beg me to give u face

*if i dunwan give u face u beg me i also wont give u face one

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:40 AM):

*U REALLY NIAM KING LEH

*HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:40 AM):

*so no point begging me when i dunwan to give u face

*understand or not

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:41 AM):

*now i really is give u face can see right. so u dont say i niam king

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:41 AM):

*c my nick!

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:41 AM):

*arbo i dunwan give u face

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:41 AM):

*i give u face!

KuanEe; feel sho moody~ says (1:41 AM):

*yesyes

*i nvr ask u give me face

*u dont anyhow give me face

*when i want face

*i will ask u to give me face

*so dont anyhow give me face

*if not i will angry den i dont give u face alrd

*now u anyhow give me face i is very angry

*so i decided not to give u face

HAKUNA MATATA~~^(00)^~~(恩慈) says (1:42 AM):

*HAHAHAHAHA

*WALAO

*CAN U STOP IT

*SO IRRITATING

*LOL

entertain her she still scold me. haissss

):

i need something to look forward to.

i need something to look forward to because i got nothing to look forward to therefore i need something to look forward to hence i need to find something to look forward to hence i need some plans to have something to look forward to in conclusion i really need something to look forward to byebye

feel sho moody~

harlox peepur.

moii ish come here tuu brog olady. school reopening olady. think riaos alsho sian. but nehmind, six more weeks onri. welly huast huans.

ogays... i forgot what was the purpose of this post. SHIT!

let me think what was my purpose...

i think....

i think......





























































































































































































why u scroll down and disturb me?










































































































































wait la!!! i am still thinking! stop scrolling down and disturb me if not i angry!






















































































































why dont u listen to me? I ANGRY ALRD!!!!


































































































































ok u still scroll down. but never mind.... i remember what was the main purpose for this post alr. the purpose was no purpose. ok la byebye. :D

How i wishhhhhhhhhhhhhh they are my friends......

1 more day. teeheeheee.

hannywaes, today ish ghost eeeebon zehzeh house pway mj. she ish silent prus violent. i see her pway ish rike watching moobee. she ish can fight wib the du shen. du shen ish keep eat chocolate, she is keep msging.

then starting moii ish nose win nose lose. sho i decided to learn from du shen. du shen is eat those 1 piece 1 piece der chocolate, i eat m&m. after trying to learn from du shen, i is lose until nth sheng. dish ish because eeebon zehzeh nvr pang chance. she is du hou.

ogays rahs, brog until here. buais buais. hehehhehehehehe.

HELLO I BLOG AGAIN. NOW GOT PEOPLE SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT. CHEESEPIE. HER NAME IS CHERYL WONG HUI SHAN.

KuanEe; reality check said (1:49 AM):
DONE
$10 SERVICE CHARGE

Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hahahhahahahaha
*walaooooo
*im your friend leh
*how can you charge me

KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*OK

Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*yu ge

KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*FREN 50% DISCOUNT
*$5

Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*brother you know

KuanEe; reality check says (1:49 AM):
*BROTHER? OK 50% MORE
*2.50$

Cheryl Wong says (1:49 AM):
*hhahahha
Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*is like not just brother
*is almost blooood brother alr

KuanEe; reality check says (1:50 AM):
*IS IT?!
*50% MORE
*1.25$

Cheryl Wong says (1:50 AM):
*i think we same mother different father

KuanEe; reality check says (1:51 AM):
*WAH NABEH CCB KNN U SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*100% MORE
*2.50

Cheryl Wong says (1:51 AM):
*ahhahhhahahhahah
Cheryl Wong says (1:52 AM):
*damn funny
*stop it lah tan kuan ee

KuanEe; reality check says (1:53 AM):
*NABEH
*SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT
*I GO BLOG ABT U

Cheryl Wong says (1:55 AM):
*HAHAHHAA
*walaoooehhhh
*from a good intension
*suddenly kanna accused
*you should be happy that you found your half sister

U SEE SHE SAY MY MOTHER FLIRT. CCB!!! HALF SISTER HER ASS RAHS. NABEHS!

RIGHT AFTER I PUBLISHED MY POST. AND SHE SAW IT, SHE SCOLDED ME AGAIN....

❤     Pweeee. says (1:42 AM):
*LOLLLLLLLLLll
*SIBEI LA TKE
*TMD
*you go eat shit

U ALL SEE. FATHER HAVEN DIE SHE ANYHOW SIBEI ME. TMD. SIBEI LA PAMELA! NEH NI NEH NI POO POO!

HARROWS PEEPUR!!

ME ISH BERRY TURANS NAOS. I TALK TO PAMELA WEE YUN XUE ONLINE, SHE KEEP SCOLD ME. WHY SHE LIKE THT ONEE. SHE THINK SHE SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HANDS NOT LONG SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER LEGS LIKE HER HANDS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER BODY LIKE HER HANDS AND LEGS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER NECK LIKE HER FINGERS SHE CAN SCOLD ME. SHE THINK HER HEAD LIKE HER EYEBALL SHE CAN SCOLD ME. IN OTHER WORDS, SHE THINK SHE DAMN SHORT SHE CAN SCOLD ME. HUAT ISH DISH. TURANS CHIU ALL NOSE. CHIU ALL DUNCH BELIEVE SHE SCOLDED ME SIBO? I GOT EVIDENCE...

von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:31 AM):
*HAHAHAHA
*i want..................
KuanEe; reality check says (1:31 AM):
*"........................."
*GIVE U ALR
*HERE ARE THE DOTS THAT U WANTED "..............................."
von every path i walked, i took a step back. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL
*idiot
     ❤     Pweeee. says (1:32 AM):
*LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TKE
*really is childish



SEE SHE SCOLD ME CHILDISH. BESIDES THAT SHE ALSO KEEP SCOLD ME IDIOT AND ASK ME DIAM. SHE ISH A SHORT CHEESEPIE!

cheesepiez, moii gastric ish welly welly pain. :(

Cheesepie. industrial attachment project ish waste my time. results was B+.

ogays... why i ish say dish ish the waste my the time rehs? chiu all shee arhs. 10 weeks of attachments hors, everyday the 9am to the 6pm hor, somemore hor, ish at the alexandra road there hor, and hor, i ish the stay at the sembawang. so u all ish the shee hor, like not very near hor? everyday i like the travel for 1 hr plus plus only la. very near...... singapore also quite small...

then hor.... get B+ still the never the mind rehs. the gee pee ehh hors, ish the add the jilo point jilo jilo huan (okay for idiots, it's 0.001) only rehs. chiu all ish the tell me chiu all will turans bohs?

then hor..... dish ish still never the mind again... add 0.001 = no difference nohhs. then the nyp ish the early the morning msg me tell me i get B+. nyp ijjit trying to ask me celebrate? nabeh celebrate ur ass arhs celebrate.

if i ish the nyp assessment board hors, i sure give myself A huans. chiu all dont think i ish niu zai da pian ok (ok for idiots again, it's bull shitting). i analyze for chiu all to see.

huastly, iee will gib myself B+ for the effort to travel from sembawang to the bibo sheety (once again, for idiots, it's vivo city). it requires determination to travel so far everyday. so, for my great effort, i should be given b+ alrd.

then hor, everyday sit there 9am to 6pm ish nth to do, then very the boring. hence, more determination is required. therefore, add tog i should be given an A.

then hor hor, i down thr still got do abit work. therefore, i should be given a distinction instead.

so....... chiu all tell me i is it very make the sense?

wo shi mao, meow meow meow!!

5760 minutes. 345600 seconds.

cheesepie. today me ish got the cheesepie napfa test. then after school got 2 hrs before the cheesepie test. so after lesson ended, me and desmond was standing outside shopping arcade in nyp. then we ish feel sho lost. we look front back left right, north south east west. every direction also can walk. but we ish dunno ghost where. sho we ish ghost the mcdonalds jia brownie. cheesepie sia desmond. so fat alrd still eat. tskkkk.. ogays. den wait wait wait. every 2 mins i feel damn happy. cos, time passed by 2 mins. kekekex. me nose ish lame rahs. but then... not happy dont read la nabehsss. ogays.. anyway................. i....ish.......phail..... moiii.....der........na........p......fa.......... test..... haissssss.... i ghost cry naos.

that day... that day... that day....

bye.

Lyrics:
VERSE 1:
Dropped off your keys last night,
The front door still unpainted.
You were polite like ice,
I, once could met it.
You took our pictures down,
And you left them on the ground
Its like you wiped all the memories,
Of what we used to be...
You and me, before it all crashed down.

CHORUS:
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know,
Is broken.

VERSE 2:
I heard your voice break, when you said,
"well I hope you're happy".
Nothin' to say, I'll stare, straight into my coffee.
Then the conversation changed,
How we talked around the blame,
And the pain of losing.
All of the good times lost,
When it all crashed down.

CHORUS:
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know...
Is broken.

BRIDGE:
Well I'm here if you need me,
I know you don't believe me.
well I'm so sorry,
For all the pain I've caused.
Ho-oohhhhh...

CHORUS :
And I know I never told you,
That I love you,
Now its all too late.
And I don't know how to hold you,
But I want to,
I don't want to leave this way.
All I know...
Is broken.

Ho-oh...

how to reply someone who only reply u with "hahaha". [lihui u must see properly ok]

Frederick- sho moody :( says (11:28 PM):*
chio lan la chio
ccb you reply me with haha how i reply you?
you know haha very hard to reply one or not?
you try talking to me seriously, i haha you back la ccb see how you reply

now i know what to reply....

hi.

i

will

blog

soon.

hiee. after reading fwedewick brog, moii ish gort inspired tuu brog in dish wae rohhs. kekex. but hors moii ish dunch nose huat tuu brog rehhs. aiyarhs, neber mind rahhs.

uh huh!!!! moii ish tell euu all how my fwen tok in msn huans. the way my fwen tok hors ish sometimes make me sibei sibei kanpua kanpua tmd turans chiu all nose! pu boh rehs

rike for axe-sum-pur hors.....

KE: hey. *bla bla bla bla bla bla* (bla bla bla leefers tuu anything chiu can tok about)

my fwen: hahahhah oh ok.

KE: *begins cursing* [cheesepie how you huans moii tuu repry dish] sho iee anyhow repry my fwen. or press the button on the top left corner of my keyboard, which ish esc rohs

my fwen:hahahaha oh ok / hahahhhah (dat's if iee repry)

after that, dish time ish dunch nid think of huat to repry. just press esc. teeheeheee.



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*prease note dat the berow part gort nose rink with above worzxzxzx*
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dunch nose chiu all understand stand bohzxzx. but den horsss.....

ip stEwPeD PeEpUr dUncH sAe sTeWpIg tuuiNgs hOrS, dEnT hUaT kAi oRb tuUiNgS cAn dEy sHaY hOrs?









































sigh u all sure dont understand

let me tell u all rohs.

*if stupid people don't say stupid things, then what kind of smart things can they say?

Sian.. my friend keep say i mint.

why ah? i think i not mint leh.

i think i sweet.

hor?

harlox.

show u all smth.

me is stare at this screen for like half an hour already. but i dont know how to start. this is getting so cheesepie. last week of attachment = reportsssss. really is egg fry duck egg.

hello you all good (你们好). teeheeheee.

i changing my name already. although kuanee sounds cool, nice, charming and boomz. but then i changing to a more boomz one. from today onwards, u all can call me Emotional Tan. or can call me 陈伤心。 or full name is call Emotional Tan Shang Xin. I got a nickname. It's call sibei. so u all can call me, sibei Emotional Tan Shang Xin.

remember ok!

hello.

The post regarding me having zha bor peng you is kidding one. those clever people who believed me = tsk tsk.

ok. i am sad.

byebye.

i remembered last time i spam one of my friends around 200 sms, and it took me around 20 to 30 mins. today i spammed miss ong ying ting, 315 sms, and it took me like..... 1 min. oh man....

Yingting. says (11:16 PM):
I GO OFF LIAO. SAY BYEBYE, YOU ASS

KuanEe why ah why says (11:16 PM):
LOL
BYEBYE, YOU ASS

i

finally

got

girlfriend

alreadyyyyyy.

teeheeheeeeeeee.

she

finally

agreed

after

so long......

tee
hee
heeeeee

thank
you

to

my

friends

for

your

wishes.

teeheeheee...


but cannot tell you all is who. kekex!

=D

harlox. now ishh five pee em. although moii ish juz brog like 2 mee neats aghost, but iee really ish sheebei sheebei de bo riaos.

huat shoot iee brog a bao reh??? (ok la for those low iq one like rihuix, i think u all dont understand. i saying "what should i blog about leh).

tudae ish duidaes, means iee left 8 mu-orh daes furr mu-ai attachment rehhs. kekex. me ish eggcited naos. butttttttt den horsssss, whiee the time ishh still pu-ask sho slowri huhs?

moii ish eggcited for attachment tuu ends, but not eggcited furr skool tuu starts rehs. HOW AH HOW!!!


ok... i type until want whack myself alrd. type that few sentences waste my 15 mins. you know why i want whack myself?

i know u know. u know i know. i know you know i know. u know i know u know. i know u know i know u know. u know i know u know i know. ok know ur ass la. tmd. byebye la

today, i was given a very challenging task to do by my supervisor. i see the task i stunned there for 10 mins. Looking at the machine. Thinking how to operate that god damn machine. i look left look right look up look down look front look back, still dont know how to operate.

Then i decided to take risk. i put the documents inside, and anyhow press. then still cannot work. then i angry. u know i angry that time damn fierce one. i tell the machine, if you dont want work, i let u talk to my pink little dragon on my back. then i type in the user id, and press one button. THEN THE MACHINE STARTED WORKING. yuan lai the machine is scared of my dragon.

ok laaa. i actually not very fierce one. u all know what's the task that i was given? so easy u all also dont know. is photocopy documents lor. u all dont laugh laugh say i dont know how to use the simple machine ok... teeheeheeee

I got a cheesepie laptop. the cheesepie charger dont want to work properly. Then i ended adjusting the cheesepie wire for like 15 mins. then i see hope, finally got light. means can use. but then i need take the cheesepie wire up. if i put the cheesepie wire down, cannot work.

UH HUH!!!! then the smart me, went to take something.... and i fixed the cheesepie wire!!

Yingting. said (12:00 AM):

I GO OFF LIAO



KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):

GAHAHAOKOK



Yingting. said (12:00 AM):

SAY BYEBYE ASS



KuanEe why ah why said (12:00 AM):

GOODNIGHT

BYEBYE ASS

SAY ALR

LOL!



Yingting. said (12:00 AM):GDNIGHT BYEEEEEEEE







why my friend so cute. she ask me call her ass leh. really is stupid ass. teeeee-asss-kae. tsktsk..

cheesepie. why is it always raining like there is no tomorrow when i am about to leave the cheeseyyypie company?

yu yu zou kai... gai tian zai lai...

rain rain go away... come again another day.

TGIF. Thank gastric it's friday.

My gastric also damn happy and excited that today is friday. so, he decided to give me some excitement and entertainment. i love u gastric. if you continue to give me excitement and entertainment, i will take a knife and stab you. Dont make me angry, i very fierce one ok. When i fierce, i also scared of myself. So, Gastric you better be smart. If not i let you talk to my tattoo, my small little pink dragon behind me.

Teeheeheee. Good the Bye.

sian. school starting soon.



hope i can maintain this result.

cheesepie my 2 friends took mc then pon paper. then took alternative paper. both lihui and yuhyang got distinction for the business law paper. sigh. i ish jealous.





























































































































































D for Distinction.




















































sigh.. why ah whyyyy

i think my life sucks. after reading yianping's blog post abt 9 deadly words used by women, i then realised.......

my ex-girlfriend is always scolding me F-you. SIGH!

Hello. If you all nothing do can go link desmond from my blog. i think quite funny. the ghost thing and the ninja maid or what sai one.

ok desmond teoh kai ming, i just help you advertise. you got learn marketing right. this advertisement will run for 30 days before being removed. 1 day i will charge you $50. 30 days later u pay me ok. u want pay by installment also can la. i very easy going one.

i tell u guys one secret. today is thursday. thursday is a good day teeheeeheee. dont tell u all why. tell u all one more secret. tomorrow is fri. fri is also a good day. u all know why? tmd u all dunno why? cos it's fryday leh. i lubzxzx fryday deep deep. <3

ok waittttt. what's the purpose of this post? oh shingz i forget. let me think. let me think.. let me think... eh u all can tell me what i wanted to blog? i forget alr leh. how ah how.

(5hours 5 mins 5 secs later)

ogays! i rmb what i wanted to blog alr. Yesterday i also died! almost die on the train! not because there were some unknown virus or terrorist, it's because of some black cheesepie! ok now that i am thinking of it, they seriously look like some terrorist. and they look damn gay, touch here touch there. terrorist got gay one or not ah? imagine one terrorist tell u, "hi i am a terrorist. i am gay =D". u all will laugh at him? ok better dont laugh at him if someone tells u that, later he throw one bomb inside ur mouth then explode then u ish www.gg.com.sg alr.

ok back to the pointxzx. yesterday got 2 black cheesepies standing behind me. their smell is like... like... dunno how to describe leh. u all now go downstairs, open the rubbish bin and put ur head inside for 10 mins and smell. then u all will know the 2 black cheesepie is what smell.

They smell bad still never mind, they still pua stunt chu pattern play badminton. starting, one of the black cheesepie is holding the handrail/pole/metal bar/nabeh i dunno what sai la. then u know he raise his hand damn high. then wah. the smell is super strong. almost fainted from it. then still nvm. after like 2 stops, both black cheesepie want pua stunt. now the 1st cheesepie raise both hands. i think he trying to show off his armpit smell. nabeh he confirm 3 years nvr wash his armpit. arbo he sure everyday take shit and wash one. then the 2nd cheesepie maybe like his smell, so he also raise one hand. wah, then i ish want diezxzx riaos. want move away, but then behind got many many ppl. ish like people mountain people sea. sigh. then me ish tahan the black cheesepie smell all the way to yishun.

sigh. byebye airbry huans. moii go lerr. :'(

i need a life. i need a life i need a life.

suddenly feel like watching movie. huo yuan jia.

霍霍 霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍家拳的套路招式灵活

i went to see doctor just now. sigh. doctor told me i have an allergy. i didnt know i am allergic to it until 20 years later. faaaaaaaaking cheesepie, i faaaaaaaaaaking loser. friends, i didnt know i am such a loser.

















































































































































































sigh. if u all concern abt me, u all will think what am i allergic to. if u all not my friends, and u all think is funny, go bang the wall.





















































































































































i went to consult doc tan, from sembawang 335 clinic.




Doc Tan: Did u realise u have an allergy?

KE: huh? what? i dont have la u dont anyhow. want cheat my money buy medicine is it?

Doc Tan: come on. doctors dont lie.

KE: Doctor so what? ur little brother longer is it?

Doc Tan: ok nvm. u are allergic to Microsoft Excel and Access. Symptoms when come in contact with those 2 virus, you tend to scold all the vulgarities in you mind.

[ *KE recalls what happened in office... *

Supervisor: Pls do testing for bla bla bla..... (using a program and excel)

KE: ok sure (inside my heart: FUCKING CHEESEPIE NABEH TMD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! EXCEL AGAIN FUCK U EXCEL. EXCEL UR MOTHER EAT SHIT. EXCEL UR FATHER IS ACTUALLY UR BROTHER. UR EXCEL FAMILY ALL DIE TONIGHT. NABEH CHEESEPIE KNNNNNNNNN TMDDDDD) ]

KE: SHIT I HAVE ALLERGY. OMG

Everything goes left.

The 1369 records in excel owned me deep deep.

KuanEe got owned.

KuanEe got thrashed.

But, fuck the people who typed those records. Hope they eat dinner eat alrd lao sai. lao alrd they go eat. den lao again. den go eat. den lao again. den repeat for 363 days. 1 day off for them. hope they lao till their face like hulk. bin qi qi (face green green).

The people who typed the records, what pattern also chu ga liao. The record was supposed to be "liftgate", they typed it as lifegate, fiftgate, lifgate and everything you can think of. i think the person who typed it as lifegate really should die. eat shit. i still hell gate. faaaaaaaa keeeeeee your lifegate.

Hello.

This morning ish no mood. But my good friend message me.

Good friend: ke seriously fuck you la. you really go post (that blog post on 12th march. u all go see last sentence. got evidence one) tat on your blog wtf!! go die pls zzz (ok i think he sleepy so he zzz)

KE: LOL. you say ok de lei!

Good friend: i ask you go die you dun go?! wtf. i very long nv go see you (i think he trying to say "your") blog. just go see only i scroll scroll scroll. saw tat one. i msg you liao. cb la! post for what?! (ok he getting more and more agitated)

KE: You say ok one lei. Now you like that blame me. I ish will sad de lei :(

Good friend: tell you ok den you go post zzz (he say ok i of cos is post right? dont post ppl say i kum gong. anyway can see he tired. zzz). dun blame you den blame myself meh? you say gene i aso (i think he trying to say "also" but he hungry la he eat away the "l") nv go disturb. you say i reply only you go POST! (ok actually i dunno what he trying to say la but nvm i act as if i know)

*[hello gene, if you happen to see this post, i apologise for saying you. me ish very the sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry... i now act like super junior. you actually is damn faaaaaking cute one. i last time nvr say you la. i kidding with good friend one. he thought i backstabbing you. but i treat you so good whr will backstab u sia? that siao kia. hope his knee CLARK again]

KE: Ya! If you ask me dont post i wont post alrd! Now you blame me. I really damn sad :(

Good friend: go die la zzz (wah he sleepy again. he must be nvr sleep). siao one. you really go post such thing. den from now on dun post such thing!! (agitated again. come on chill man).

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You all know my good friend is who? you all guess ok? hard to guess hor. i give you all multiple choice la.

a) Frederick
b) Xing Hui
c) Alvin
d)Brian

You all still think quite hard to guess hor? i give u all more simple one.

a) Brian
b) Brian Choo
c) Brian Choo Jun Jie
d) Show Choo

wah quite obvious hor? if you all still dunno. please look for the nearest object near you, knock it against your head. but dont too hard ok. if not your head bone later CLARK then need go hospital alrd.

BEFORE CHECKING RESULTS...


(8:03 AM) `KuanEe says:
i now trying to establish connection with gods den i go in

(8:03 AM) `KuanEe says:
establishing a connection..... du... du... du.....connected

(8:03 AM) Lihui:
hahha

(8:03 AM) `KuanEe says:
ok i now go check.

cheesepieeeeeee. i damn sian. ok. i really damn sian. really damn cheesepie. ok. fuck you deep deep. byebye.

hello everyone. i am very sad now. A friend of mine dunwan to friend me alrd. i know her for six years alrd. since sec 2, when she was white white round round short short. never did i look down on her. although she W W R R S S, which is W2R2S2, i still make friend with her. Now, she dunwan to friend me. i say hi to her, she say hi ur head. i say hello she say i crazy. she change alr la :(

hello WWRRSS friend, please be my friend. i wont say u round, white, and short. i wont say u swollen. i really wont. i am sorry, i really want u to be my friend. u are not round la.

hello friends of kuanee, if u see her, please ask her be my friend ok?

oh ya u all dunno how she look like hor. i show u all her pic la.

Hello Time, can you stop crawling and run instead?

Time, u are damn slow. Worse than Yian Ping.

Time, please run, best is run as fast as cheetah.

Time, if u dont run as fast as a cheetah, i buy otah throw at you.

Time, why are u always fast at night and slow during the day?

Time, you need to reflect.

Time, u made my friend angry.

Time, if you still make my friend angry, i tell u i take off clothes show u my tattoo ok.

Time, dont say i nvr warn u. my tattoo very scary.

Time, my tattoo is a female dragon hor. Pink colour one. u dont play play with me.

Bye Time, i now take off clothes want scare u alrd. u better be careful.